Archives for “Movies”

Transformers 2: One Paragraph Review

This movie was pure insanity. It's two and a half unrelenting hours of explosions, robots and boobs. I would say it's equally divided between moments ...


Where No Man Has Gone Before

Have I mentioned that I am extremely excited about the new Star Trek movie? Because I am. Extremely. (The illustration is by the lovely and talented ...


Best. Metafilter Thread. Ever. A simple theory is mentioned, and then it keeps getting expanding, over and over, in the comments. They're all worth reading, ...


Somehow, my review for Zach and Miri slipped through the cracks, and now it's been so long that it's not really worth writing. So I'll ...


Watchmen: One Paragraph Review

Watchmen is great on two levels. If you've never read the comic (like Annie), it stands completely on its own as an excellent action movie ...


Twilight is Silly

"When you read the book, it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ...


Batman Can’t Get It Up

''In my movie, Superman doesn't care about humanity, Batman can't get it up, and the bad guy wants world peace.'' -- Zack Snyder, discussing his adaptation ...


New Xbox Experience: One Paragraph Review

The new dashboard is really slick. The entire thing has been overhauled, to the point where it feels like a brand new console, rather than ...


Quantum of Solace: One Paragraph Review

If you haven't seen Casino Royale yet, go see it before you see this one. Unlike Bond movies in the past, which were all stand-alone, ...


The Worst Part of the Matrix

"The absolute worst thing in Matrix III was when Keanu gets to the virtual office of the Big Computer Mind, and he meets, like, a ...


LP Usual Defects

About six month ago, we launched the first version of Stop the Usual Defects, a microsite for LP to promote the launch of their new ...


Batman: Gotham Knight: One Paragraph Review

How about a one-word review? Disappointing. The summary says "Batman takes on Deadshot, Killer Croc and other deadly foes in six anime-inspired short films." The ...


Good Advice

"If you're good at something, never do it for free." -- The Joker, in The Dark Knight


Tropic Thunder: One Paragraph Review

I'm not going to waste any of your time. Just go see this movie as soon as possible. It is hilarious, and you will love ...


Lucas Opposed to Altering Old Films

Lucas recently spoke out against companies altering old films and colorizing black and white features; he claimed that, as a proponent of history, viewers should ...


The X-Files: Fight the Future: One Paragraph Review

Last night, KT and I rented the first X-Files movie so we could get caught up for the sequel. Given that it came out ten ...


The Dark Knight: One Paragraph Review

Wow. I expected this to be like most sequels: good, but not quite living up to the original. I was completely blown away. It's pretty ...


Zack Snyder and the Greenscreen

"Oh, quit whining. We’re supposed to be surprised that there’s greenscreening in a Zack Snyder movie? Did you even see 300? I think that title ...


Get Smart: One Paragraph Review

Since I'd never watched the TV show, I wasn't sure what to expect from the movie. On the other hand, I figured it's Steve Carell ...


Long story short, I thought it was great. Harrison Ford pulls off the "aging action hero" thing perfectly. Indy is a little rusty, but still ...


Speed Racer: One Paragraph Review

If you've seen the trailer, then you've already got a taste of it, but basically this is a live-action cartoon. The visual effects and the ...


Iron Man: One Paragraph Review

Jon Favreau directing Iron Man and starring Robert Downey Jr. was all I needed to hear to get excited about this movie. When the trailer ...


Jumper: One Paragraph Review

Since Zoe was born, Annie and I don't get out to see movies together as often as we'd like, so when we do manage to ...


I Am Legend (movie): One Paragraph Review

Will Smith is Robert Neville, the only survivor of a plague that has killed 90% of humanity, and left the rest infected with a disease ...


Cloverfield: One Paragraph Review

It's funny, but when I first heard about this, I didn't think it would be any good. Then someone pointed out to me that J.J. ...