I'm in love with these lists of "Falsehoods Programmers Believe About X." In
case you haven't had pleasure, I've collected all the ones I know of here. If I
missed any, let me know!
Falsehoods programmers believe about names
[http://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/]
* People's names do