- Pride: See that belly? I did that. Virility Confirmed, etc.
- Finances: Wait, don’t babies need cribs and hats and stuff? How are we paying for all this?
- Geek: I wonder if I can rig up some sort of camera system instead of a crappy baby monitor?
- Finances: Did she just buy more baby clothes? How many onesies does a baby need anyways? Maybe I’d better open that budget spreadsheet…
- Macho: What if someone tried to hurt the baby? I bet I could choke a good-sized guy if I needed to.
- Finances: No, seriously, who the fuck is paying for all this?
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Yes, that was me laughing out loud at the Macho bullet point. Damn near a tear in the eye.
January 26th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Ha ha! That’s a pretty good list.
Oh, and to answer your recurring question: “The same guy that’s driving her to the hospital/clinic/etc.” ;)
January 31st, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Congrats on the baby!
My favorite quote:
“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.”
February 7th, 2007 at 3:52 pm