
Today I received this email from the second dumbest spammer in the world. Notice that there is no Subject, and no Message. However, there is a sentence typed into the From field. That’s right. I got spam from the guy who was Too Dumb To Use E-Mail.
My simian compatriots never make things easy for me.
Posted by Scott on Friday, February 1, 2002 at 11:05 am.

In case you’re interested, the title of world’s dumbest spammer is held by Bernard Shifman
I'm a 30-year-old web producer and CSS Ninja working at Pop Art who has been making websites for over 12 years. I live in Portland, Oregon with my wife and baby daughter, where I spend my free time playing video games and watching movies.
“Wow... We were watching that, but I wasn't paying attention and didn't see the blue penis singing his own song at ...”
— Urn on This Week’s Del.icio.us bookmarks
What’s the rest of the sentence? One can’t help wondering … “an extraordinary desire” to do what?
February 1st, 2002 at 11:22 pm
Presumably, to learn how to properly operate an email program. :)
February 2nd, 2002 at 12:52 am
If you were really cool, you’d use the silver XP theme, but apparently you aren’t.
February 2nd, 2002 at 11:49 am
I’m using a metallic blue theme… it doesn’t come across very well in the screenshot there, but it’s not the same as the default blue skin.
February 2nd, 2002 at 1:58 pm