Archives for “superman”

Batman Can’t Get It Up

Posted by Scott on Tuesday, December 2, 2008 at 9:29 am. 0 Comments.

''In my movie, Superman doesn't care about humanity, Batman can't get it up, and the bad guy wants world peace.'' -- Zack Snyder, discussing his adaptation ...

Filed under adaptations, archetypes, batman, Comics, Movies, Quotes, superheroes, superman, watchmen, zacksnyder.

Magic Beer

Posted by Scott on Tuesday, August 26, 2008 at 12:32 pm. 1 Comment.

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is ...

Filed under beer, drunk, jokes, magic, superman.

Bill’s Superman Speech from Kill Bill

Posted by Scott on Friday, June 16, 2006 at 9:47 am. 1 Comment.

As you know, I'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite ...

Filed under clarkkent, Comics, killbill, Movies, quentintarantino, Quotes, secretidentity, superheroes, superman.

Captain Amazing Doesn’t Wear Glasses

Posted by Scott on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 at 7:28 pm. Comments are off.

"Oh not this again. We've been over this. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't. How would he see?" -- The Shoveller, Mystery Men

Filed under captainamazing, clarkkent, Comics, glasses, lancehunt, Movies, mysterymen, Quotes, secretidentity, shoveller, superman.

I am Superman

Posted by Scott on Monday, March 8, 1999 at 11:00 am. 0 Comments.

"I am, I am Superman, and I can do anything." -- REM, I think Oog. Dead Week. It sucks. The end of the term, when suddenly you ...

Filed under dave, deadweek, diablo, finals, Games, icq, jokes, kt, maxx, Old Journal, ryan, sean, startrek, superman, taxreturn, ted, xfiles.

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MGK on the new Star Trek trailer
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Timeline twins, music and movies
"Listening to Michael Jackson's Thriller today is equivalent to listening to Elvis Presley's first album (1956) at the time of Thriller's release in 1982. Elvis singles in 1956 included Blue Suede Shoes, Hound Dog, and Love Me Tender."
Just in case you missed the Macy's parade moment everyone is talking about
Yes, the Macy's parade rickrolled everyone. AWESOME.
Video: Imaginative Kid
This adorable French girl spins an incredibly long and detailed story that starts with Winnie the Pooh and Tigger and some baby monkeys, and ends with Hippos and Mammoths and ghosts and witches.
Trek On
"Someday George Lucas will die, and the same thing can happen with Star Wars."
Trailer: Star Trek
Okay, like any good Trekkie, I've got some concerns about how the new film slots into continuity, but after this trailer, I'm ready to let all that slide. The opening scene alone is worth the price of admission.
Trailer: Watchmen
Lots of controversy over Snyder supposedly changing the ending, but he earned a LOT of credit with me for the way he adapted 300, so I'm inclined to cut him some slack. Oh, and the trailer is amazing.
Trailer: Transporter 3
It's cheesy, I know, but I absolutely loved the first two, and I'm super excited about this one, too.
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
The infamous essay on the infeasibility of Superman sleeping with Lois Lane. This has been out of print for some time now, but Larry Niven put it up on his site.