haha, OH MAN, i rule. some coworker just walked in and said, “hey, steve, program X is broken.” so i said, “you gotta grease the wheels!” he thought i meant money, so i corrected him, “give me liquor.” “that i … Keep reading
Tag Archives: steve
Where's Steve?
Some of you may have noticed that it’s mostly Miles and myself posting here, and that Steve has barely said anything at all. Why is this, you might be asking yourself? Could it be because Steve runs his own server, … Keep reading
Nerds
This is a test of KMOedit. If you are reading this miles has just gained 5,000 XP and a sword +1 of PHP/SQL but if this worked the steve just gained a +3/+3 enchanted talking short sword (for bugfixing and … Keep reading
Is This a Weblog?
Welcome to KMorg (that’s our horrible abbreviation of KillingMachines.org, for those of you who don’t understand). What is KMorg, anyways? One answer would be that it’s a weblog of sorts. What’s a weblog? “Weblogs are regularly updated Web sites featuring … Keep reading
That's No Way To Feel
Things with Annie are better now. Fights are strange things. They seem really important at the time, but later you wonder what all the fuss was about. Sure, I’m still irritated, and she’s made it clear to me that she … Keep reading
Destroy a Computer
Find a broken computer somewhere. Find a pickaxe, a few friends and a camera. Destroy the computer with your friends and record the events on camera. The camera is so you can look back on the photo fondly and smile … Keep reading
Student Killed in Tragic Flaming Bag Accident
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The world was saddened by the sudden loss of 21 year old Katherine (KT) Prew yesterday morning. While visiting San Francisco, a city she loathed, she sought comfort in the familiar confines of The Gap. After … Keep reading
Student Killed in Computer Explosion
PORTLAND, OR – Discovered amongst the smoldering wreckage of his computer, 22-year-old Scott Henry Vandehey was proclaimed dead in his apartment early Monday morning. Authorities arrived on the scene following a 911 call from his girlfriend, Anna Stockman. His condition … Keep reading
High School is Kinda Pukey
“If high school is supposed to be the best time of our whole life, then I’m in a lot of trouble.” – Laura I don’t miss high school one bit. I don’t think I really realized how much I hated … Keep reading
That Printer Hates Us
TRUE STORY: One time I walked into the tek room and Steve ran up and said “Scott! I’m glad you’re here! I have to show this to someone!!” And he then proceeded to walk me through the entire event. He … Keep reading
It's Not That We're Against Pornography
“It’s not that we’re against pornography…” – Steve Havelka
Flying Karamazov Brothers
Last night I went to see the Flying Karamazov Brothers again. They’re an amazing juggling act that started on the streets of San Francisco. They do an act that is focused on puns and expressing music visually. The last time … Keep reading
Son Of A Gun
“WATCH OUT! SON OF GUN! SUPER-HERO-NUMBER-ONE!!” – kmfdm – son of a gun I’m excited. It’s really really cool when someone that you’ve admired for awhile suddenly writes you an email saying great stuff. About a year ago, Steve showed … Keep reading
37 Hours
I was awake for 37 hours on Friday. It was pretty cool. Pulling an all-nighter on a night when you’re just goofing around is a very different experience than pulling an all-nighter desperately trying to finish a term paper in … Keep reading
Red Elvises Are Your New Favorite Band
Wow… lots has happened. I’m really not even sure where to start… The term is almost over, which means that I’ve only got about six months of school left. That’s a really strange concept. I’ve been in school practically my … Keep reading
Radical Ideas
Not much going on right now. School is sneaking up on me, and I suddenly feel an urge to finish tweaking websites. I’ve finished many miscellaneous fixes to my existing websites, and I have several more to complete, including a … Keep reading
Scatterbrained
Too scatterbrained to write much right now, so I’m going to update you by category. Girlfriend/Home: In case you didn’t hear, these two have merged. Annie and I live together now in a lovely place called Goose Hollow. We got … Keep reading
Obey Giant
Hmm. Well… I could write about all the stuff that has happened lately, but that seems like a lot to do, so instead I’m going to tell you about this kickass website Ryan sent me. It’s at www.andrethegiant.com, or if … Keep reading
Moving
Well, finals are almost over, and life is starting to become a little more managable. The big news is that I’m moving! I’m going to try to get the place today, and then Annie and I are moving in next … Keep reading
Shem's Party
Man, what a great weekend!! Everything’s just been going my way! Friday started out great… I slept in, went to my team meeting for work, ate pizza, and then we got out of the meeting early to go to the … Keep reading
The Matrix
OH MY GOD!!! oh jeez… So Good… SO SO SO GOOD!!! ahhhh… I just returned from seeing the Matrix. Okay, forget EVERYTHING anyone’s ever said to you about Keanu not being able to act. Forget all the crap people say … Keep reading
Lab Boredom
Well, here I am again at work. I’m a little bored. I’ve certainly got plenty to do, but I just don’t have any motivation to do it. I spent a good chunk of yesterday hanging out in the labs with … Keep reading
People I Know
Annie: A note for unaware readers: In case you have no idea who I am or who Annie is, and you just stumbled into this document by accident, Annie is my girlfriend. I met her at a party her older … Keep reading
Strange day
Strange day. Good day, but strange. It started out normally enough, went to class, went to work, went to meeting for work, got some stuff done, and then picked up KT for bad movie night. My boss hosts movie night … Keep reading