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Appetite for Destruction

Posted on January 16, 2002 by Scott

“I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I really wanted was a club sandwich.”
– Homer Simpson

Posted in Posts | Tagged homersimpson, Quotes, simpsons

Stowaway Bear

Posted on January 15, 2002 by Scott

“And in the news tonight, a stowaway bear is causing trouble for space shuttle astronauts.”
– Kent Brockman onthe Simpsons

Posted in Posts | Tagged bears, kentbrockman, news, Quotes, simpsons

General Tso's Chicken

Posted on December 3, 2001 by Scott

“Ah, General Tso, you were a formidable opponent, but your chicken is delectable!”
– Mr. Burns

Posted in Posts | Tagged chicken, generaltso, mrburns, Quotes, simpsons

The American Dream

Posted on October 26, 2001 by Scott

“Kill my boss? Do I dare live the American Dream?”
– Homer Simpson

Posted in Posts | Tagged americandream, boss, careers, cartoons, homersimpson, jobs, kill, murder, Quotes, simpsons, Work

A Noble Spirit

Posted on October 26, 2001 by Scott

“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
– Jebediah Springfield

Posted in Posts | Tagged cartoons, embiggens, grammar, jebediahspringfield, language, Quotes, simpsons, vocabulary

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