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The Simpsons Movie: One Paragraph Review

Posted by Scott on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 10:38 pm. 0 Comments.

If you like the show, you'll like the movie. Enough said for most people. Nearly every character makes an appearance, and all the bits you ...

Filed under bart, Family, homer, lisa, maggie, marge, Movies, Parenting, Reviews, simpsons.

Shot by you? I think not.

Posted by Scott on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 at 7:52 pm. Comments are off.

"Shot by you? I think not my friend. Your kind has neither the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to operate a firearm." -- Mr. Burns ...

Filed under homer, insults, mrburns, Quotes, simpsons.

Forbidden Objects from Realms where Men Fear to Tread

Posted by Scott on Wednesday, January 3, 2001 at 7:35 am. Comments are off.

"We sell forbidden objects from realms where men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call Frogurt!" -- Creepy old man on the ...

Filed under cartoons, forbidden, frogurt, frozenyogurt, gremlins, Movies, Quotes, satire, simpsons, Television.

Rocket in my Pocket

Posted by Scott on Saturday, September 30, 2000 at 8:13 pm. Comments are off.

Mr. Burns: "Smithers, I've got a rocket in my pocket!" Smithers: "You don't have to tell me, sir!" -- The Simpsons

Filed under burns, pockets, Quotes, rockets, simpsons, smithers.

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MGK on the new Star Trek trailer
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If you wait long enough, everything is our top priority
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Timeline twins, music and movies
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Just in case you missed the Macy's parade moment everyone is talking about
Yes, the Macy's parade rickrolled everyone. AWESOME.
Video: Imaginative Kid
This adorable French girl spins an incredibly long and detailed story that starts with Winnie the Pooh and Tigger and some baby monkeys, and ends with Hippos and Mammoths and ghosts and witches.
Trek On
"Someday George Lucas will die, and the same thing can happen with Star Wars."
Trailer: Star Trek
Okay, like any good Trekkie, I've got some concerns about how the new film slots into continuity, but after this trailer, I'm ready to let all that slide. The opening scene alone is worth the price of admission.
Trailer: Watchmen
Lots of controversy over Snyder supposedly changing the ending, but he earned a LOT of credit with me for the way he adapted 300, so I'm inclined to cut him some slack. Oh, and the trailer is amazing.
Trailer: Transporter 3
It's cheesy, I know, but I absolutely loved the first two, and I'm super excited about this one, too.
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
The infamous essay on the infeasibility of Superman sleeping with Lois Lane. This has been out of print for some time now, but Larry Niven put it up on his site.