“I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I really wanted was a club sandwich.”
– Homer Simpson
Tag Archives: simpsons
Stowaway Bear
“And in the news tonight, a stowaway bear is causing trouble for space shuttle astronauts.”
– Kent Brockman on the Simpsons
General Tso's Chicken
“Ah, General Tso, you were a formidable opponent, but your chicken is delectable!”
– Mr. Burns
The American Dream
“Kill my boss? Do I dare live the American Dream?”
– Homer Simpson
A Noble Spirit
“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
– Jebediah Springfield