Archives for “sex”

Steak and BJ Day

Annie was unimpressed when I mentioned this holiday to her last year, and given the tiny parasite adorable baby girl she's caring for 24-hours-a-day right ...


I am a Rock Star

"Well, of course I've been in bed with several women at once. I am a rock star, after all." -- Sting


Stupid Navy Girl

Stupid Navy Girl or That Chick With The Kid Following my breakup with Army Girl, I went something like a year without seeing anyone. In the meantime, I ...


Army Girl

The Great Dry Spell followed by Army Girl Following the break-up, I move on with my life. It was the summer following my senior year, and I spent ...


Freaky Girl with a Freaky Family

Freaky Girl with a Freaky Family -or- How I Narrowly Avoiding Having Good Sex With An Attractive Woman It's really hard to come up with different nicknames for ...


Unfaithful Girl

Unfaithful Girl This is brief entry. Following my alienation by my last girlfriend, I hooked up with the girl I cheated on her with. (interesting side ...


The Time I Broke Up With A Girl On Our 1 Year Anniversary -or- The Girl Who Made High School Suck So after I dumped Psycho Alien Chick, ...


Psycho Alien Girl

Let me tell you about the first one: Psycho Alien Girl I think I was fourteen. I met her when she came to my best-best-friend-across-the-street's birthday party. ...