“I’m also troubled by, not what Senator McCain says, but what members of the party say. And it is permitted to be said such things as, ‘Well, you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim.’ Well, the correct answer is, … Keep reading
Tag Archives: Religion
We are Both Atheists
“I contend we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” – Stephen F. Roberts
Eddie Izzard: Stripped: One Paragraph Review
We saw Eddie Izzard live last night, and it was awesome. His new set, Stripped, is very similar to Dress to Kill in that it’s mostly jokes about history and religion. He discusses the controversy about Intelligent Design vs Evolution … Keep reading
Agree or Delete
A few days ago, I received a forwarded email from a relative with the subject line “Agree or Delete.” The email is mostly full of trivia about the founding fathers and the architectural details that can be found around Washington, … Keep reading
A Good Religious Fanatic
“I think you’d make a good religious fanatic.” – KT, to Miles
CAP Alert
Hold on to your hang-ups, iiiit’s… CAP Alert!! Watch in amazement as those wacky fundamentalists review movies such as: The Matrix! Fight Club! (Remember that the trapped wolf will attack the one trying to free it!!) And, horror of horrors: … Keep reading
Holy Crap
I had to go to three different churches today ranging from cool to tolerable, to un-fucking-believable. (no offense to anyone who happens to belong to a born-again christian cowboy church..) See, I’m taking Sociology of Religion, and part of our … Keep reading
Shit Is Just Getting Ridiculous
You know, shit is just getting ridiculous.
I Have Seen the Light
Friends, I have seen the light! After carefully reading a pamphlet given to me by a man at the bus station, I have been born again, and I am making changes in my life. I have renounced my wicked ways, … Keep reading
Speaking of Earthquakes
Lately I haven’t been posting as frequently as I used to, because it doesn’t feel like much happens around here. I go to work every day, I hang out with Eric and Jill a lot, and that’s about it. I’ve … Keep reading
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel
“Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.” – Arabic saying
Pretty Uptight for a Naked Chick
“You’re pretty uptight for a naked chick.” – The Simpsons
Jesus is Cool
“One thing I’ll say for him, Jesus is cool.” – Jesus Christ Superstar
Suprise Packages
Okay… Annie went out to get the mail today, and came back with two packages, instead of the bills we were expecting! One of the packages was from my Uncle Bruce and Aunt Michelle in Alaska, who sent us a … Keep reading
A Mission From God
“We’re on a mission from God.” – The Blues Brothers
College Bathroom Graffiti
One of my favorite things about college is the bathroom graffiti. I’m used to the usual “For free sex call:” or “Billy sucks dick here on fridays!” stuff that you see elsewhere. College is the only place where I see … Keep reading
Taking a Class Because I Want To
Today, for the first time in more than 16 years of school, I experienced the pleasure of taking a class because I wanted to, not because I had to. In high school, I was an atheist with questions. I wasn’t … Keep reading
I pray to Joe Pesci
In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. ‘Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion … Keep reading
Agent Vandehey
Man, I did it again. Way too long since I last posted here. I have no idea where I left off… Halloween was awesome. I had THE BEST COSTUME IN THE WORLD! I dressed up as an Agent from the … Keep reading
Communion
I’m in a thoughtful mood at the moment. I’ve been reading the fourth book in Whitley Streiber’s Communion series. It’s called The Secret School, and it’s about visitor encounters he had as a nine-year-old. He talks about when he had … Keep reading