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Not the Way We Should be Doing It

Oct 31 2008

“I’m also troubled by, not what Senator McCain says, but what members of the party say. And it is permitted to be said such things as, ‘Well, you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim.’ Well, the correct answer is, … Keep reading

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We are Both Atheists

Sep 08 2008

“I contend we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” – Stephen F. Roberts

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Eddie Izzard: Stripped: One Paragraph Review

Jul 15 2008

We saw Eddie Izzard live last night, and it was awesome. His new set, Stripped, is very similar to Dress to Kill in that it’s mostly jokes about history and religion. He discusses the controversy about Intelligent Design vs Evolution … Keep reading

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Agree or Delete

Feb 05 2007

A few days ago, I received a forwarded email from a relative with the subject line “Agree or Delete.” The email is mostly full of trivia about the founding fathers and the architectural details that can be found around Washington, … Keep reading

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A Good Religious Fanatic

Aug 31 2001

“I think you’d make a good religious fanatic.” – KT, to Miles

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CAP Alert

Jun 25 2001

Hold on to your hang-ups, iiiit’s… CAP Alert!! Watch in amazement as those wacky fundamentalists review movies such as: The Matrix! Fight Club! (Remember that the trapped wolf will attack the one trying to free it!!) And, horror of horrors: … Keep reading

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Holy Crap

Apr 29 2001

I had to go to three different churches today ranging from cool to tolerable, to un-fucking-believable. (no offense to anyone who happens to belong to a born-again christian cowboy church..) See, I’m taking Sociology of Religion, and part of our … Keep reading

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Shit Is Just Getting Ridiculous

Apr 05 2001

You know, shit is just getting ridiculous.

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I Have Seen the Light

Apr 01 2001

Friends, I have seen the light! After carefully reading a pamphlet given to me by a man at the bus station, I have been born again, and I am making changes in my life. I have renounced my wicked ways, … Keep reading

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Speaking of Earthquakes

Mar 02 2001

Lately I haven’t been posting as frequently as I used to, because it doesn’t feel like much happens around here. I go to work every day, I hang out with Eric and Jill a lot, and that’s about it. I’ve … Keep reading

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Trust in Allah, but tie your camel

Dec 08 2000

“Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.” – Arabic saying

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Pretty Uptight for a Naked Chick

Nov 02 2000

“You’re pretty uptight for a naked chick.” – The Simpsons

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Jesus is Cool

Oct 30 2000

“One thing I’ll say for him, Jesus is cool.” – Jesus Christ Superstar

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Suprise Packages

Oct 28 2000

Okay… Annie went out to get the mail today, and came back with two packages, instead of the bills we were expecting! One of the packages was from my Uncle Bruce and Aunt Michelle in Alaska, who sent us a … Keep reading

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A Mission From God

Sep 26 2000

“We’re on a mission from God.” – The Blues Brothers

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College Bathroom Graffiti

Jun 20 2000

One of my favorite things about college is the bathroom graffiti. I’m used to the usual “For free sex call:” or “Billy sucks dick here on fridays!” stuff that you see elsewhere. College is the only place where I see … Keep reading

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Taking a Class Because I Want To

Jun 19 2000

Today, for the first time in more than 16 years of school, I experienced the pleasure of taking a class because I wanted to, not because I had to. In high school, I was an atheist with questions. I wasn’t … Keep reading

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I pray to Joe Pesci

Jun 19 2000

In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. ‘Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion … Keep reading

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Agent Vandehey

Nov 06 1999

Man, I did it again. Way too long since I last posted here. I have no idea where I left off… Halloween was awesome. I had THE BEST COSTUME IN THE WORLD! I dressed up as an Agent from the … Keep reading

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Communion

Sep 21 1999

I’m in a thoughtful mood at the moment. I’ve been reading the fourth book in Whitley Streiber’s Communion series. It’s called The Secret School, and it’s about visitor encounters he had as a nine-year-old. He talks about when he had … Keep reading

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