Space Ninja

“The best part about ‘couch multiplayer’ is no pre-pubescent jackasses screaming racial slurs into a headset. If anybody on a couch gets out of line, restoring order is only a punch away.”
– Patrick Alexander in You’re Doing it Wrong

Brad: But that contradicts the laws of thermodynamics!
Martin: Laws are made to be broken!
– Joseph Mallozzi quoting Brad Wright and Martin Gero

“In my dreams, I see the two of us alone in my golden submarine, while up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere.”
– Wil Wheaton on Scarlett Johansson

“…Not because I’m some patchouli-scented, fuzzy-headed, ‘information wants to be free’ info-hippie. I’m at it because I want to fill my bathtub with money and rub my hands and laugh and laugh and laugh.”
–Cory Doctorow, from the forward of Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town

“In three years’ time, 20 typical households will generate more traffic than the entire Internet today.”
–Jim Cicconi, vice president of legislative affairs for AT&T