Archives for “Quotes”
"I don’t care how good you are at programming, finding bugs, whatever. If you’re rude, or if you speak poorly to people who don’t understand ...
"If Obama was serious about change he would stop saying 'God bless America' and instead end every speech with 'The Spice must flow.'" -- Matthew Baldwin
"If you want to know why the rest of the world is scared of Americans, consider the fact that after two terms of disastrous rule ...
Annie: "Ooh, a Sassy Single Moms Group! We should send Sean!" Sean: "I get enough sass from you."
"I don't know what the guy said, but I saw his sole." -- President Bush, referring to an Iraqi reporter who threw shoes at him.
"When you read the book, it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ...
''In my movie, Superman doesn't care about humanity, Batman can't get it up, and the bad guy wants world peace.'' -- Zack Snyder, discussing his adaptation ...
"The absolute worst thing in Matrix III was when Keanu gets to the virtual office of the Big Computer Mind, and he meets, like, a ...
You all know this story. In the summer of 1950, Enrico Fermi, the Italian-American physicist and atomic pile-builder, went to lunch at Los Alamos National ...
"I'm also troubled by, not what Senator McCain says, but what members of the party say. And it is permitted to be said such things ...
"In truth, however, I know there are lots of Americans who, whatever their income, believe that the government should get its grubby hands off their ...
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, ...
"We have a saying at Blizzard when something looks like too much work. How about we pay you? You can work on it, and every ...
"Not only do I want an elite president. I want someone who is embarrassingly superior to me. Somebody who speaks 16 languages and sleeps two ...
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." -- The Joker, in The Dark Knight
"I contend we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other ...
"Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a twat." -- Brian Cox referring to death threats sent to the LHC team
Vanessa: "There is no fun in my life!" Dr. Huxtable "As you get older, it gets worse." -- The Cosby Show
"Everything I've built has come from the frustration that it didn't yet exist." -- Matt Mullenweg
Lucas recently spoke out against companies altering old films and colorizing black and white features; he claimed that, as a proponent of history, viewers should ...
"Oh, quit whining. We’re supposed to be surprised that there’s greenscreening in a Zack Snyder movie? Did you even see 300? I think that title ...
"The best part about 'couch multiplayer' is no pre-pubescent jackasses screaming racial slurs into a headset. If anybody on a couch gets out of line, ...
Brad: But that contradicts the laws of thermodynamics! Martin: Laws are made to be broken! -- Joseph Mallozzi quoting Brad Wright and Martin Gero
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