“Not only do I want an elite president. I want someone who is embarrassingly superior to me. Somebody who speaks 16 languages and sleeps two hours a night hanging upside down in a chamber they themselves designed.”
– Jon Stewart
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Don't Mock The Constitution
“Don’t mock the Constitution. Don’t make fun of it. Don’t suggest that it’s not American to abide by what the founding fathers set up. It’s worked pretty well for over 200 years.”
– Barack Obama, responding to Sarah Palin
75,000 People
Sen. Barack Obama was greeted by the largest crowd of his 15-month campaign in Portland Sunday, an estimated 75,000 people, according to Portland Police.
– fromthe Oregonian
Wow. So, Obama has a few supporters in town. I heard people were in kayaks out on the river so they could get closer than on land. Trust me, click through for the full-size view of this photo – the small one doesn’t do it justice.
Block of Cheese Day
I miss this show.

