Scientist 1: So, I want to share an idea I’ve been kicking around the old lab. I’m not going to give you a big pitch, though, just one word: Manaconda.

Scientist 2: Wh… why would you do that?

Scientist 1: I think what you meant to say was, “Why did I do that?”

Scientist 3: Oh no! It escaped!

Scientist 1: Who could have forseen this! What folly!

[Manaconda bursts in from off-screen, grabbing Scientist 2 with his thick, scaly arms - His cobra-like-hood flared dramatically, his rattle-stinger preparing to strike.]

That’s the first ten minutes of Sean’s and my completely original idea. Of course, it’s all just laying the groundwork for the movie we really want to film: Manaconda II: Snake in the City. He’s a hard-boiled homicide detective on the streets of New York, investigating a string of snake-related crimes.