I just remembered part of my freaky dreams last night. I was buying new boxers, and appearently I had been sized for them, because the saleswoman came out and said in snide voice “Sir, you wear size *50* underwear.” I was shocked, as that seemed rather large, and began protesting, and she went on to add that “perhaps you shouldn’t shop in the KID’S department.” I looked around, and suddenly realized I was shopping in the young boy’s department! Horrified, I ran from the store, at which point the dream shifted to a fight scene between me (and my “gang” consisting of steve and some people I knew in high school) and some gutter punks, who attacked us with umbrellas.
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Serial Killer Nightmare
:: HATELIFE IS NIGHTMARES ::
ugh… I’m not sleeping so well lately. Going to bed too late, getting up too late, eating before I go to bed… I’m sure they’re all contributing to this charming series of nightmares I’ve been having. The other night I woke up and my entire body was sore because I was so tense, and the only thing I could remember from the dream was the image of an evil-looking switchblade.
Last night I fell asleep around 3am, and now it’s 7:43am… I just woke up again, all tense and not-well-rested. But I remember more details this time.
My character (it wasn’t me) returns to his home to find his family slaughtered. The man responsible is some sort of twisted fuck with the power to control people. The killer, someone called “The Professor” was going to be home any minute. My character is talking to the main guy, whose name I don’t remember. For some reason, the guy was enjoying explaining to me what was going on. I was a mixture of sick, terrified and devastated, having just had to clean some stuff up (possibly the bodies? really messy, knives again). I was at what is in real life my parent’s house, in my old bedroom, having to move some furniture around, grabbing some stuff quickly because I was going to run. This was part of the evil guy’s plan. I knew “the professor” would be home any minute, and I was scared to meet him. Then the evil guy was explaining to me that he wanted us to meet. I didn’t want to, but I had no choice. I asked if my life was in danger, and the evil guy laughed and said “no… well, yes… maybe.” and then laughed some more and vanished. Then he disappeared as I tried to figure out how to handle this. The professor would be here any minute, and when he saw that I had cleaned, he would know that I knew, so I had to meet him and pretend I didn’t know he killed them in order to get out alive.
I heard the door downstairs open and I was preparing myself to go out and do this, and I realized it wasn’t the killer, it was three other people. Two I don’t recognize (maybe I did in the dream?) but one was Annie, my real-life girlfriend. Since my family was dead in the dream, maybe she wasn’t supposed to be my girlfriend in the dream. I got the feeling she was someone different, but I still cared about her deeply and was scared that she would get hurt when the killer arrived.
That’s when I woke up, feeling ill. What the hell is going on? Why am I having nightmares?
Mars Expedition Dream
My alarm went off, and I actually found myself lying tense in my bed, my eyes wide open, my mouth dry and my heart pounding… I was terrified. The details are already fading, but here’s what I remember.
I was part of a three-man Mars expedition. Myself, someone who’s name I don’t remember, and Dave. The guy I don’t remember felt the same way I did. He was creeped out. He was driving the bus we were riding in, which was basically a school bus with those huge round tires they put on things so they can drive on sand at the beach. Dave had an orange spacesuit (ours were white, and I have no idea what that means… I got the impression that Dave was our technician/engineer, and we were the actual astronauts/explorers)., and was totally calm, which was irritating us to no end.
I could see the bus driving along Mars’ surface. It was going fairly fast, and when it went up a small hill, it would actually get air on the other side… a combination of the low gravity and the speed we were traveling at.
We drove up a ramp to a plateau, and came skidding to a halt. In the distance, we could see another pyramid/plateau with another school bus parked in front of it. I knew that this was the first expedition, who had dropped out of contact, and we had been sent to find, which is why we were all scared. The ramps on the plateaus were clearly man-made (alien-made? …unnatural is what I mean).
The area we were parked on had four doors set in walls that were a ways back from the bus. These looked like the doors that lead into a kitchen, no handle, just a push-panel, with a small window. There were what looked like anthills with lots of small holes venting some sort of gas. They were set a regular intervals, and I remember thinking that they were probably gas-vents that were part of this structure, which felt abandoned, and then the (ants?) had made them a home. There was also a triangular pillar close to one wall.
The creepy thing, though, was the birds. There were huge crows everywhere. These were mean-looking birds, perched around everywhere. They’re scavengers, and they breath air, and there’s no way they should be there on the surface of mars. I suddenly wondered if the gas the vents were leaking was oxygen and mars had an atmosphere now… I didn’t test it though. The birds avoided us, just like real crows, but they kinda watched us from where they perched.
We all got out, and Dave wandered off somewhere right away. The triangular pillar had hieroglyphics all over it. Looking at it, some of them were obviously pictograms for animal life. There would be a pictogram for one thing, and then it would slowly repeat, changing a little each time until it was a pictogram for something different. One changed from an elephant into a cat. I made a comment to my companion that that would explain the cat we saw (I don’t remember seeing a cat, nor do I understand how this would explain it).
While my companion kept examining the pillar, I decided to check out one of the doors. I was really nervous. I took my flashlight and pushed a little against the door to make sure it would open. It gave a little way. I took a deep breath, and kicked it open, and stepped into the room, sweeping my flashlight around, which was unnecessary, because a light automatically came on, showing me an abandoned nursery. There was a crib on one wall, with stuffed animals in it, and colorful posters on the wall, which I felt were taken from earth. It looked just like any nursery, except there was no baby in it, which creeped me out. I was ready to spot an alien at any moment.
I laughed and told my partner there was nothing in here, and quickly backed out, not wanting to turn my back on the room, for fear something would suddenly appear. As I was backing out, I tripped on something, and as I stood up, both my buddy and I saw a flash of orange in the room. I could feel the panic rising, and then we realized it was Dave, who was exploring, and somehow found a passage into the room.
“Dammit, Dave! Let us know when you’re gonna just appear like that!” I yelled into my microphone, and then I was woken up by my alarm, still terrified…
Blair Witch Project
Okay, I don’t normally write twice in one day, especially lately (three entries all month?), but I have to write about this. I must WARN you. I just saw the scariest movie I have ever seen. I’ve seen some horror films, I’ve seen some that actually creeped me out (Seven?) but this is above and beyond all that. To begin with, it’s realistic enough that part of you isn’t sure that those guys behind you who were saying this film is real were lying. The film is called the Blair Witch Project. The basic idea is that three film students go to do a documentary on a local witch legend in 1994, and disappear, and a year later, their film is found. That being said, let me say this movie REALLY messed me up. I had to go watch a tape of Futurama and eat some ice cream with KT just to stop shaking. I’m not really into horror flicks, but I can appreciate some of them. I liked Seven (I was disturbed by it) but I liked it. This movie is just plain and simple the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen. If you’re really into this kinda thing, go see it, but be prepared. In hindsight, thought I can respect how well-made it was, I wish I hadn’t gone to see it. Now I’m going to go to bed and have nightmares all night. You’ve been warned.