“I don’t know what the guy said, but I saw his sole.”
– President Bush, referring to an Iraqi reporter who threw shoes at him.
Tag Archives: news
Best Summer Ever
I love it when the robots who build Google News accidentally do something hilarious. I’ve previously mentioned the Senate passing the Battle Royale act, and I think this is just as funny. Nestled in among other headlines about the Vanessa Hudgens nude photos was “Disney Channel claims ‘best summer ever.’”
Kulongoski has 'come alive'
The headline on today’s Oregonian: Kulongoski has ‘come alive.’
In my mind, the headline continued: “Zombie Governor terrorizes state capital.”
Senate Passes Battle Royale Act
When I loaded up Google News today, the top headline was about the Senate passing the War-Spending bill. The associated photo, however, was the logo from the Japanese film, Battle Royale, a dystopian story where the Japanese government has passed the “Battle Royale Act.” This law causes the military to take randomly chosen classes of high school students to an island, where they are forced to fight to the death. The secret goal of the act is to terrorize the population, theorizing that “…after seeing such atrocities, the people will become paranoid and divided, preventing an organized rebellion.”
Stowaway Bear
“And in the news tonight, a stowaway bear is causing trouble for space shuttle astronauts.”
– Kent Brockman onthe Simpsons

