Space Ninja

I love it when the robots who build Google News accidentally do something hilarious. I’ve previously mentioned the Senate passing the Battle Royale act, and I think this is just as funny. Nestled in among other headlines about the Vanessa Hudgens nude photos was “Disney Channel claims ‘best summer ever.’”

The headline on today’s Oregonian: Kulongoski has ‘come alive.’
In my mind, the headline continued: “Zombie Governor terrorizes state capital.”

When I loaded up Google News today, the top headline was about the Senate passing the War-Spending bill. The associated photo, however, was the logo from the Japanese film, Battle Royale, a dystopian story where the Japanese government has passed the “Battle Royale Act.” This law causes the military to take randomly chosen classes of [...]