Use Your Common Sense, People

Überschwerer Kampfschreitpanzer

A coworker of mine recently sent me a link and said “Cool, I didn’t know the Germans had a walking tank!

After a few seconds of conversation, it became clear that he was serious. To his credit, Kottke linked to this, and the stuff he posts is usually trustworthy. I’m not sure if Kottke was also fooled, or if his post is meant to be tongue-in-cheek.

Not to pick on my coworker (or Kottke), but use your common sense, people. Just ask yourself what are the odds that A) Nazi Germany built a 40 foot tall walking tank, and B) 30 years later George Lucas put an exact duplicate of a Nazi war machine intoStar Wars, or that C) the only web site mentioning this incredible feat of engineering lists its statistics for a table-top role-playing game?

Tough Decision

I made a tough decision today. I removed the links to Killing Machines, Obey Fojar and Hatelife from the Space Ninja Design examples page.

Why did I do this? Well, to put it briefly, I’ve gotten two remarks lately that some people, when viewing a list of links, and see a link to something called KILLING machines, or HATElife, or a site about propaganda art, make some assumptions about my character. Now, admittedly, these are ignorant assumptions, and it reflects poorly on the people who make them more than myself, but the fact remains that some people do make them.

I would prefer to avoid potential clients thinking I’m associated with the Nazis or, in the charming words of the asshole Head of the Graphic Design department at CWU, that I’m involved in some sort of sadistic religion.

Yes, it’s frustrating to voluntarily censor the presentation of my work, but I am NOT removing these sites from the web, just the links on my professional design site. In fact, if they dig deep enough through the links on the site, they’ll still find them all, but it will avoid the problem I encountered with the CWU guy, of passing judgment without even looking at the pages to see if they are, indeed, what he assumed them to be.

Ugh. I feel dirty for having to do this, but I guess that’s the way it goes. I can take solace in the fact that hatelife and KMorg aren’t the shining pinnacles of design that I hope to express through my web design front, and Obey Fojar isn’t really web design at all, just a gallery of artwork that I happen to be proud of.

We're Not Nazis

background: Jester has referred scott to a potential web design employer.

Jester: So, I was talking to [potential employer] and he said he had been looking at your sites. Then he asked me what kind of a person you were. And I knew exactly what he was worried about.

scott: what?

Jester: Well, he’d looked at your obey fojar stuff, and there’s one image of Steve with one fist raised.

scott (seeing where this is going): *laughing* oh, no…

Jester: And then there’s Killing Machines. And hatelife.

scott: Oh my god! He thinks I’m a Nazi or something!

Jester: Well, I think he thought more just like you were depressed or goth or something.

scott: Well, you told him I’m just a normal guy, right?

Jester: No, I told him the truth, why?