Space Ninja

“…Not because I’m some patchouli-scented, fuzzy-headed, ‘information wants to be free’ info-hippie. I’m at it because I want to fill my bathtub with money and rub my hands and laugh and laugh and laugh.”
–Cory Doctorow, from the forward of Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town

“The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.”
– Hunter S. Thompson, Generation of Swine

Pride: See that belly? I did that. Virility Confirmed, etc.
Finances: Wait, don’t babies need cribs and hats and stuff? How are we paying for all this?
Geek: I wonder if I can rig up some sort of camera system instead of a crappy baby monitor?
Finances: Did she just buy more baby clothes? How many onesies does [...]