Statistica Vitae

  • height: 5′ 10″
  • weight: 170
  • age: 21

my ideal jeopardy categories:

  1. procrastination
  2. web design
  3. comic books
  4. jeans & t-shirts as high fashion
  5. what i will do when i am global dictator
  6. misanthropy

my top five break-up songs:

  1. “song for the dumped” by ben folds five
  2. “wish” by nine inch nails
  3. anything by depeche mode
  4. “pretty when you cry” by v.a.s.t.
  5. “breakfast at tiffany’s” by deep blue something

my top five good relationship songs:

  1. “josie” by blink 182
  2. “love is here” by luscious jackson
  3. “burn” by sister machine gun
  4. “tear drop” by massive attack
  5. “garden of delights” by lisa loeb

my top five bad (good) movies:

  1. barbarella
  2. six string samurai
  3. dolemite
  4. conan the barbarian
  5. drunken master II

my top five books ever:

  1. lord of the rings trilogy
  2. hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy trilogy
  3. microserfs
  4. anything by neil gaiman
  5. snowcrash

Consumed Over Last 48 Hours

  • 10pm) 1/4 plate fondue, 1 plate schnitzel strips and fries, 3 shots Stolichnaya Vodka, 1 glass Cider Jack Hard Cider.
  • 1am) 2 shots Schmirnoff Citrus Vodka, 1 glass water.
  • 3:30am) 1 glass water.
  • 5am) 1 glass water.
  • 8:30am) 1 glass water.
  • 11am) more water.
  • 1pm) stale remains of Safeway pudding cake.
  • 4pm) 1 turkey sandwich, 1 bowl ramen, a few pieces of chocolate, a little more turkey, 2 glasses of Orange Juice.
  • 7pm) 2 reheated homemade burritos, 1 bottle Dr Pepper.
  • 2am) 1 glass water.
  • 11am) a few sips from girlfriend’s leftover Dr Pepper from last night.
  • 3pm) 1 box Macaroni and Cheese.
  • 5pm) 2 cold leftover burritos, 1 bottle Dr Pepper.
  • 7pm) 1 slice pepperoni/green pepper Domino’s Pizza.
  • 8pm) 1 glass Dr Pepper, 2 ice cream sandwiches.
  • 9pm) 1 glass Dr Pepper.

And now I sit here and wonder why my tummy feels funny.