The Challenge

Scott, maybe I phrased my last “come-on” a bit too weakly.

I CHALLENGE you to a comics DUEL, you pixel-doubling, cut-n-pasting, final-fantasy-character abusing, limp-wristed Deus Ex junkie! Let’s GO! I will upload my vicious, below-the-belt satire of Hammerspace within the week, and I expect you to reply in kind with a spiteful mockery of Isometric or be forever deemed a waif-hearted exemplar of pusillanimity by all your friends and relatives. Style, content, haircut of author — nothing is sacred! Pistols at dawn, fool!
– Miles

Superpaint and Isometric

You know, there’s a feeling you get when you know all a program’s features — including hot keys — that I think few people have experienced lately.

SuperPaint. A one-meg program from 1993. I know by muscle memory everything it can do. Vector graphics. Bitmap graphics. Transparency and fill-modes on both. All palettes accessible via hotkey. Filters. Vector textures. And, most importantly, drag-stretching a vector object is treated differently from other transformations. What I mean is this: In a normal draw program, if you stretch a 45-degree rotated square, you get a squat diamond shape. In SuperPaint, the “stretch” applies to the original square, before the rotation applies, so that you get an elongated, tilted rectangle.

This one trivial attribute of SuperPaint’s internal logic makes it the most perfect available program for drawing Isometric. No other vector graphics tool I have used works this way.

With online cartoonists, you can go back through their archives and watch their knowledge of their software get progressively cruder. While their latest work, if they’ve been doing it long enough, shows a really refined usage of their software. Assuming they’re not Steve. It’s like there are all these different media out there — the way traditional artists learn oils, acrylic, water colors, we learn PhotoShop, Flash, or whatever. Because it all comes out through the computer screen, there’s an illusion of unity.

Anyways.

ANGST

Dungeons and Dragons Movie Review

I just saw the D&D movie!

  1. the Dwarf is bigger than anyone else in the group.
  2. the Elf wears a steel breast-plate — with nipples!
  3. one Thief can’t climb walls, the other one takes down Fighters with regularity.
  4. they all talk like table-top gamers — HOORAY!
  5. PARTICLE EFFECTS
  6. “Staff of dragon control” is 2′ long.
  7. Lack of busty axewomen ironic!

I could say more but that would entail spoilers! You all go see it! now, please!

Fun With Google