“I don’t know what the guy said, but I saw his sole.” – President Bush, referring to an Iraqi reporter who threw shoes at him.
“I think you’d make a good religious fanatic.” – KT, to Miles
“Shot by you? I think not my friend. Your kind has neither the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to operate a firearm.” – Mr. Burns to Homer Simpson
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not as skinny as I was in high school. I am no longer a 98 pound weakling. No, now I’m a 170 pound weakling. Sadly, all of this weight has gone on … Keep reading
“The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.” – Sigmund Freud