I quit posting to hatelife quite awhile ago, because I didn’t really hate anything. Honestly, I hadn’t hated anything since highschool, and there was only so much old angst I could post about. But I’m back, baby! Yeah, I know … Keep reading
Tag Archives: Hatelife
Hatelife is Catching a Cold over Thanksgiving
I must not have been taking good enough care of myself over the last few days in Portland, because I was starting to get a little sniffly before we left. I just blamed it on allergies, though. However, after the … Keep reading
Post-Taliban Celebration
Ha! This is a great bit of news. It helps you remember that people are people wherever you go. “Residents of Kabul, freed of the Taliban’s restrictions, celebrated by blaring music from radios and shaving their beards.”
Post 9/11 Concerns
(This is a copy of an email I recently sent to a friend.) You know me well enough to know that in general, I’m an optimist, and I want to believe that the government has our best interests at heart. … Keep reading
We Met Blackflag
Last night, KT, Steve, Annie and I all went to a bar called the Blue Moon to meet blackflag from hatelife. I must admit, I had some reservations. I’ve only met a couple people from online, and those meetings were … Keep reading
An Exciting Week for Fojar
“My life is all of a sudden difficult because fojar’s down…” – Annie Yes, it’s been an exciting week for Fojar. First, the virus crashes the router, cutting the connection, then Steve finds out that Fojar was hacked, necessitating a … Keep reading
I'm an Optimist
there are many reasons why I consider myself an optimist, but I never really thought much about it until Annie announced that she thinks I am a pessimist. She talked to me about it and explained that she was basing … Keep reading
Underwear Shopping Dream
I just remembered part of my freaky dreams last night. I was buying new boxers, and appearently I had been sized for them, because the saleswoman came out and said in snide voice “Sir, you wear size *50* underwear.” I … Keep reading
One Time I Peed on a Guy
One time I peed on a guy. It was a long time ago, and I had forgotten all about it until some people on IRC were talking about how they had never urinated on anyone. I’m not sure how it … Keep reading
Work Troubles
HOORJ. I am frustrated. I got in trouble at work today. Not bad trouble, but my boss has warned me twice (once kinda sneakily) that I’m spending too much time on the Net at work, and today he announced that … Keep reading
Internal Life
“I mean, who the **** wants internal life? Doesn’t this one already seems internal?” – Atrocious (hatelife.org)
Tough Decision
I made a tough decision today. I removed the links to Killing Machines, Obey Fojar and Hatelife from the Space Ninja Design examples page. Why did I do this? Well, to put it briefly, I’ve gotten two remarks lately that … Keep reading
Say Hi to Yourself
“they say if you travel like 300,000 miles an hour you could go back in time and be able to say hi to your self.” – Atrocious
Who doesn't love chain-saw jugglers?
“Who doesn’t love chain-saw jugglers? That’s what I’d like to know?” – Stacy (hatelife.org)
Im not gay, I like chicks
“Im not gay, I like chicks, but I do check them out without them knowing. If they know that your checking them out. They have the power over you. I dont know why, but they just do. Thats why I … Keep reading
Serial Killer Nightmare
:: HATELIFE IS NIGHTMARES :: ugh… I’m not sleeping so well lately. Going to bed too late, getting up too late, eating before I go to bed… I’m sure they’re all contributing to this charming series of nightmares I’ve been … Keep reading
DSL Blues
Ellensburg, the town to which I am moving in three weeks has DSL service. This is a good thing. I am a web designer, and I spend a good chunk of time at my computer online. A dial-up is no … Keep reading
Moose Nugget Drink Swizzle Sticks
My mom just came back from Alaska with gifts for everyone. In addition to something really nice she got me and Annie, she got us “Moose Nugget Drink Swizzle Sticks.” Or, in layman’s terms: SHIT ON A STICK. How am … Keep reading
That's No Way To Feel
Things with Annie are better now. Fights are strange things. They seem really important at the time, but later you wonder what all the fuss was about. Sure, I’m still irritated, and she’s made it clear to me that she … Keep reading
College Bathroom Graffiti
One of my favorite things about college is the bathroom graffiti. I’m used to the usual “For free sex call:” or “Billy sucks dick here on fridays!” stuff that you see elsewhere. College is the only place where I see … Keep reading
I pray to Joe Pesci
In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. ‘Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion … Keep reading
Taking a Class Because I Want To
Today, for the first time in more than 16 years of school, I experienced the pleasure of taking a class because I wanted to, not because I had to. In high school, I was an atheist with questions. I wasn’t … Keep reading
My Workplace
My workplace is approximately a 25 foot cube. 5 of the 6 wall are concrete, and one is drywall. All are painted white. There are fluorescent lights on the ceiling that are always off in favor of the halogen lamps … Keep reading
KT and I are Funny
Part of me enjoys the fact that I’m not watching much TV lately. I enjoy television, and KT and I have been getting together for Sunday night television for a long time, which I really like. Now, the season’s ended, … Keep reading
Graduation
It’s an interesting (frustrating) feeling to go through your college graduation ceremony, knowing full well that a week later, you’ll be going back to school to complete your last class. The ceremony was kinda cool. We had to sit by … Keep reading