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hating the job right now

Oct 17 2003

I quit posting to hatelife quite awhile ago, because I didn’t really hate anything. Honestly, I hadn’t hated anything since highschool, and there was only so much old angst I could post about. But I’m back, baby! Yeah, I know … Keep reading

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Hatelife is Catching a Cold over Thanksgiving

Nov 25 2001

I must not have been taking good enough care of myself over the last few days in Portland, because I was starting to get a little sniffly before we left. I just blamed it on allergies, though. However, after the … Keep reading

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Post-Taliban Celebration

Nov 13 2001

Ha! This is a great bit of news. It helps you remember that people are people wherever you go. “Residents of Kabul, freed of the Taliban’s restrictions, celebrated by blaring music from radios and shaving their beards.”

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Post 9/11 Concerns

Nov 12 2001

(This is a copy of an email I recently sent to a friend.) You know me well enough to know that in general, I’m an optimist, and I want to believe that the government has our best interests at heart. … Keep reading

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We Met Blackflag

Sep 22 2001

Last night, KT, Steve, Annie and I all went to a bar called the Blue Moon to meet blackflag from hatelife. I must admit, I had some reservations. I’ve only met a couple people from online, and those meetings were … Keep reading

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An Exciting Week for Fojar

Aug 15 2001

“My life is all of a sudden difficult because fojar’s down…” – Annie Yes, it’s been an exciting week for Fojar. First, the virus crashes the router, cutting the connection, then Steve finds out that Fojar was hacked, necessitating a … Keep reading

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I'm an Optimist

Mar 13 2001

there are many reasons why I consider myself an optimist, but I never really thought much about it until Annie announced that she thinks I am a pessimist. She talked to me about it and explained that she was basing … Keep reading

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Underwear Shopping Dream

Mar 02 2001

I just remembered part of my freaky dreams last night. I was buying new boxers, and appearently I had been sized for them, because the saleswoman came out and said in snide voice “Sir, you wear size *50* underwear.” I … Keep reading

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One Time I Peed on a Guy

Feb 23 2001

One time I peed on a guy. It was a long time ago, and I had forgotten all about it until some people on IRC were talking about how they had never urinated on anyone. I’m not sure how it … Keep reading

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Work Troubles

Jan 25 2001

HOORJ. I am frustrated. I got in trouble at work today. Not bad trouble, but my boss has warned me twice (once kinda sneakily) that I’m spending too much time on the Net at work, and today he announced that … Keep reading

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Internal Life

Oct 21 2000

“I mean, who the **** wants internal life? Doesn’t this one already seems internal?” – Atrocious (hatelife.org)

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Tough Decision

Oct 20 2000

I made a tough decision today. I removed the links to Killing Machines, Obey Fojar and Hatelife from the Space Ninja Design examples page. Why did I do this? Well, to put it briefly, I’ve gotten two remarks lately that … Keep reading

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Say Hi to Yourself

Sep 27 2000

“they say if you travel like 300,000 miles an hour you could go back in time and be able to say hi to your self.” – Atrocious

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Who doesn't love chain-saw jugglers?

Sep 25 2000

“Who doesn’t love chain-saw jugglers? That’s what I’d like to know?” – Stacy (hatelife.org)

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Im not gay, I like chicks

Sep 22 2000

“Im not gay, I like chicks, but I do check them out without them knowing. If they know that your checking them out. They have the power over you. I dont know why, but they just do. Thats why I … Keep reading

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Serial Killer Nightmare

Sep 16 2000

:: HATELIFE IS NIGHTMARES :: ugh… I’m not sleeping so well lately. Going to bed too late, getting up too late, eating before I go to bed… I’m sure they’re all contributing to this charming series of nightmares I’ve been … Keep reading

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DSL Blues

Jul 11 2000

Ellensburg, the town to which I am moving in three weeks has DSL service. This is a good thing. I am a web designer, and I spend a good chunk of time at my computer online. A dial-up is no … Keep reading

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Moose Nugget Drink Swizzle Sticks

Jul 02 2000

My mom just came back from Alaska with gifts for everyone. In addition to something really nice she got me and Annie, she got us “Moose Nugget Drink Swizzle Sticks.” Or, in layman’s terms: SHIT ON A STICK. How am … Keep reading

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That's No Way To Feel

Jun 25 2000

Things with Annie are better now. Fights are strange things. They seem really important at the time, but later you wonder what all the fuss was about. Sure, I’m still irritated, and she’s made it clear to me that she … Keep reading

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College Bathroom Graffiti

Jun 20 2000

One of my favorite things about college is the bathroom graffiti. I’m used to the usual “For free sex call:” or “Billy sucks dick here on fridays!” stuff that you see elsewhere. College is the only place where I see … Keep reading

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I pray to Joe Pesci

Jun 19 2000

In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. ‘Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion … Keep reading

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Taking a Class Because I Want To

Jun 19 2000

Today, for the first time in more than 16 years of school, I experienced the pleasure of taking a class because I wanted to, not because I had to. In high school, I was an atheist with questions. I wasn’t … Keep reading

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My Workplace

Jun 15 2000

My workplace is approximately a 25 foot cube. 5 of the 6 wall are concrete, and one is drywall. All are painted white. There are fluorescent lights on the ceiling that are always off in favor of the halogen lamps … Keep reading

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KT and I are Funny

Jun 13 2000

Part of me enjoys the fact that I’m not watching much TV lately. I enjoy television, and KT and I have been getting together for Sunday night television for a long time, which I really like. Now, the season’s ended, … Keep reading

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Graduation

Jun 12 2000

It’s an interesting (frustrating) feeling to go through your college graduation ceremony, knowing full well that a week later, you’ll be going back to school to complete your last class. The ceremony was kinda cool. We had to sit by … Keep reading

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