Archives for “Hatelife”

hating the job right now

I quit posting to hatelife quite awhile ago, because I didn't really hate anything. Honestly, I hadn't hated anything since highschool, and there was only ...


Ha! This is a great bit of news. It helps you reme…

Ha! This is a great bit of news. It helps you remember that people are people wherever you go. "Residents of Kabul, freed of the Taliban's ...


This is a copy of an email I recently sent to a fr…

This is a copy of an email I recently sent to a friend. You know me well enough to know that in general, I'm an optimist, ...


We Met Blackflag

Last night, KT, Steve, Annie and I all went to a bar called the Blue Moon to meet blackflag from hatelife. I must admit, I ...


An Exciting Week for Fojar

"My life is all of a sudden difficult because fojar's down..." -- Annie Yes, it's been an exciting week for Fojar. First, the virus crashes the router, ...


I’m an Optimist

there are many reasons why I consider myself an optimist, but I never really thought much about it until Annie announced that she thinks I ...


Underwear Shopping Dream

I just remembered part of my freaky dreams last night. I was buying new boxers, and appearently I had been sized for them, because the ...


One Time I Peed on a Guy

One time I peed on a guy. It was a long time ago, and I had forgotten all about it until some people on IRC ...


Work Troubles

HOORJ. I am frustrated. I got in trouble at work today. Not bad trouble, but my boss has warned me twice (once kinda sneakily) that ...


Internal Life

"I mean, who the **** wants internal life? Doesn't this one already seems internal?" -- Atrocious (hatelife.org)


Tough Decision

I made a tough decision today. I removed the links to Killing Machines, Obey Fojar and Hatelife from the Space Ninja Design examples page. Why did ...


Say Hi to Yourself

"they say if you travel like 300,000 miles an hour you could go back in time and be able to say hi to your self." -- ...


Who doesn’t love chain-saw jugglers?

"Who doesn't love chain-saw jugglers? That's what I'd like to know?" -- Stacy (hatelife.org)


Im not gay, I like chicks

"Im not gay, I like chicks, but I do check them out without them knowing. If they know that your checking them out. They have ...


Serial Killer Nightmare

:: HATELIFE IS NIGHTMARES :: ugh... I'm not sleeping so well lately. Going to bed too late, getting up too late, eating before I go to ...


DSL Blues

Ellensburg, the town to which I am moving in three weeks has DSL service. This is a good thing. I am a web designer, and ...


Moose Nugget Drink Swizzle Sticks

My mom just came back from Alaska with gifts for everyone. In addition to something really nice she got me and Annie, she got us ...


That’s No Way To Feel

Things with Annie are better now. Fights are strange things. They seem really important at the time, but later you wonder what all the fuss ...


College Bathroom Graffiti

One of my favorite things about college is the bathroom graffiti. I'm used to the usual "For free sex call:" or "Billy sucks dick here ...


Taking a Class Because I Want To

Today, for the first time in more than 16 years of school, I experienced the pleasure of taking a class because I wanted to, not ...


I pray to Joe Pesci

In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to ...


My Workplace

My workplace is approximately a 25 foot cube. 5 of the 6 wall are concrete, and one is drywall. All are painted white. There are ...


KT and I are Funny

Part of me enjoys the fact that I'm not watching much TV lately. I enjoy television, and KT and I have been getting together for ...


Graduation

It's an interesting (frustrating) feeling to go through your college graduation ceremony, knowing full well that a week later, you'll be going back to school ...


Mars Expedition Dream

My alarm went off, and I actually found myself lying tense in my bed, my eyes wide open, my mouth dry and my heart pounding... ...