Lucas Opposed to Altering Old Films

Lucas recently spoke out against companies altering old films and colorizing black and white features; he claimed that, as a proponent of history, viewers should be able to appreciate a film as it was originally released. “I am very concerned about our national heritage, and I am very concerned that the films that I watched when I was young and the films that I watched throughout my life are preserved, so that my children can see them,” he said a few years ago. Perhaps he should re-examine his beliefs.
–Michael Kaminski,How the Grinch Stole Star Wars

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: One Paragraph Review

Indy and Mutt

Long story short, I thought it was great. Harrison Ford pulls off the “aging action hero” thing perfectly. Indy is a little rusty, but still just a likely to throw a punch as to recite obscure historical details from memory. Similarly, Shai LaBeouf, who I expected to find annoying, fills the role of “young punk turned into reluctant sidekick” really well. I’ve been reading all sorts of mixed reviews, and even the people I know were split pretty evenly down the middle between really liking it and being kind of unimpressed. My take on it is that Indy4 suffers from the same problem as the Star Wars prequels, in that some people have built the originals up in their minds to the point where no sequel could possibly satisfy them. If you’re one of those people, or if you’re expecting something radically different from the previous movies, you’ll probably be disappointed. But if you’re looking for more of what made the first movies great (straight action with little concern over the larger implications of the fantastic discoveries that Indy makes), you’ll walk out very happy, like me.

Use Your Common Sense, People

Überschwerer Kampfschreitpanzer

A coworker of mine recently sent me a link and said “Cool, I didn’t know the Germans had a walking tank!

After a few seconds of conversation, it became clear that he was serious. To his credit, Kottke linked to this, and the stuff he posts is usually trustworthy. I’m not sure if Kottke was also fooled, or if his post is meant to be tongue-in-cheek.

Not to pick on my coworker (or Kottke), but use your common sense, people. Just ask yourself what are the odds that A) Nazi Germany built a 40 foot tall walking tank, and B) 30 years later George Lucas put an exact duplicate of a Nazi war machine intoStar Wars, or that C) the only web site mentioning this incredible feat of engineering lists its statistics for a table-top role-playing game?