Space Ninja

At a staff meeting, our CEO said “I want to be the best in the world at what I do,” and my first thought was “like Wolverine.”

Pride: See that belly? I did that. Virility Confirmed, etc.
Finances: Wait, don’t babies need cribs and hats and stuff? How are we paying for all this?
Geek: I wonder if I can rig up some sort of camera system instead of a crappy baby monitor?
Finances: Did she just buy more baby clothes? How many onesies does [...]