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That's a Lot of Food!

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I almost forgot to post this… Kat agreed to buy me lunch today. I walked back to the table with the lunch tray containing both my lunch, kat’s lunch and Urn’s lunch. When I set it down, Eric, Jill and Annie all looked at the tray, and looked and me. Annie said: “Jeezus, Honey! That’s a lot of food!”

I paused for a moment, not really believing it. “It’s not all for me!” Perhaps Obeso the Pirate wasn’t the smartest name choice in the world, but it stunned me… Did they really think that I could eat four large burritos, two sodas, a hostess snack cake and a bag of sour apple rings? Come on!

Consumed Over Last 48 Hours

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  • 10pm) 1/4 plate fondue, 1 plate schnitzel strips and fries, 3 shots Stolichnaya Vodka, 1 glass Cider Jack Hard Cider.
  • 1am) 2 shots Schmirnoff Citrus Vodka, 1 glass water.
  • 3:30am) 1 glass water.
  • 5am) 1 glass water.
  • 8:30am) 1 glass water.
  • 11am) more water.
  • 1pm) stale remains of Safeway pudding cake.
  • 4pm) 1 turkey sandwich, 1 bowl ramen, a few pieces of chocolate, a little more turkey, 2 glasses of Orange Juice.
  • 7pm) 2 reheated homemade burritos, 1 bottle Dr Pepper.
  • 2am) 1 glass water.
  • 11am) a few sips from girlfriend’s leftover Dr Pepper from last night.
  • 3pm) 1 box Macaroni and Cheese.
  • 5pm) 2 cold leftover burritos, 1 bottle Dr Pepper.
  • 7pm) 1 slice pepperoni/green pepper Domino’s Pizza.
  • 8pm) 1 glass Dr Pepper, 2 ice cream sandwiches.
  • 9pm) 1 glass Dr Pepper.

And now I sit here and wonder why my tummy feels funny.