Transformers 2: One Paragraph Review

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

This movie was pure insanity. It’s two and a half unrelenting hours of explosions, robots and boobs. I would say it’s equally divided between moments of sheer brilliance, and WTF moments. If you’ve seen the first movie, then you have a good idea of what to expect, but crank it up a notch. This movie makes everything more extreme, both the good and the bad. When I walked out, at first, I wasn’t sure if I really liked it. Overall, I’ve decided I enjoyed it, but wow. Talk about over-the-top.

For another perspective, here’s an excerpt from a review on io9:

Michael Bay understands that summer movies are about two things: male anxiety, and pure id. That’s why he casts Shia LaBoeuf, that supreme avatar of pure male inadequacy, in the lead role. …LaBoeuf, who’s actually a fine actor, is the stand-in for the male viewers’ greatest fears about themselves. No matter how great a loser they might be, they can’t be as losery a loser as Sam Witwicky. And yet, Sam has awesome giant robots stomping around telling him he’s the most important awesome person ever. And he has the hottest girlfriend in the universe, Megan Fox, for whom banality is a huge aphrodisiac.
– io9, “Micheal Bay Finally Made an Art Movie

Nearly Killed by Fireworks

Last night I saw the most exciting fireworks show ever. They were lighting fireworks off on this dock in the bay. We were standing right at the waterfront, so we had a great view. But that’s now why it was the most exciting. It also wasn’t because the fireworks were going off really low and were really loud, though they were doing that. It wasn’t because they were especially cool fireworks, though they were good. The reason it was the most exciting fireworks show ever was because one of the fireworks landed in the water 15 feet in front of us and blew up. It was the loudest sound I have ever heard. There was no light or fire or anything, so we’re not sure what happened, but something landed right in front of use and EXPLODED. It scared everyone, and we all took two big steps back from the railing. After a few minutes, as the fireworks kept going, we all gradually stepped back where we were, lulled into a false sense of security by the continuing fireworks. That’s when it happened a SECOND TIME. No more than a foot away from spot where the first one landed, there was another explosion! Luckily, no one was hurt. After that, we noticed a few fireworks went off suspiciously low over the dock that was launching them. It was a great fireworks show (except for the threat of bodily harm), but I can’t decide if the guy they had launching them was drunk or just completely inept.