Space Ninja

In honor of Talk like a Pirate Day, take some time to read some excellent (and some horrible) pirate jokes over at PirateJokes.net, run by my good friend Cap’n Karakas. Here’s one of my favorites:

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through [...]

Sean and Ryan are playing the Halo 3 Beta. They’re both on the Red Team. Ryan jumps up on top of the base to grab the Spartan Laser. Before he knows what’s happening, another player jumps up and kills him. Cursing, he observes that the player that just killed him is also wearing red armor. [...]

(roughly translated: Cthulhu Dreams of Cheezburger)
Continuing in the fine tradition of lolcats and lolrus, you should check out the LOLThulu thread on Isometric. I’ve posted an image, as has everyone I know and respect.

When I saw this lying on the sidewalk, I actually did a double-take. There’s no way they misspelled that, I thought. Surely this is some elaborate pun that I just don’t get. I mean, do they not have spell-checkers at the New York Times?

The headline on today’s Oregonian: Kulongoski has ‘come alive.’
In my mind, the headline continued: “Zombie Governor terrorizes state capital.”