“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
Tag Archives: drinking
Everything is Epic
“In the absence of sobriety, everything is epic!” – Miles
College Towns
You can tell you’re living in the college section of town when you see a young man who is clearly hung over slowly stagger across the parking lot, blinking in the harsh sunlight, with a mostly empty jug of cheap … Keep reading
Always Worked for Me
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” – Hunter S. Thompson
Why Do I Have To Be Quiet?
“Why do I have to be quiet? It’s a silent movie!” – Amy, drunk at a party
The Indignity of Waking Up in a Pool of Your Own Vomit
there’s something unique about the nature of waking up in a pool of your own vomit. i don’t think it’s possible to understand the true indignity of it unless it’s happened to you. we all joke about it, but i … Keep reading
Friends Don't Let Friends Code Drunk
“Yes, I dare to SU to root while completely and totally intoxicated.” – John-Mark Gurney
You Gotta Grease the Wheels
haha, OH MAN, i rule. some coworker just walked in and said, “hey, steve, program X is broken.” so i said, “you gotta grease the wheels!” he thought i meant money, so i corrected him, “give me liquor.” “that i … Keep reading
You're so young and naive!
“You’re so young and naive! Sure, bachelorhood involves drinking a lot, but marriage involves drinking so much more! – Jeff Griffin
Red Elvises: Your Favorite Band
“Ladies and Gentlemen. We are Red Elvises. Your favorite band!” Oh man. Just like last time, these guys blew me away. They are without a moment’s hesitation, the Best Live Act I have ever seen. They just rule. They put … Keep reading
Consumed Over Last 48 Hours
10pm) 1/4 plate fondue, 1 plate schnitzel strips and fries, 3 shots Stolichnaya Vodka, 1 glass Cider Jack Hard Cider. 1am) 2 shots Schmirnoff Citrus Vodka, 1 glass water. 3:30am) 1 glass water. 5am) 1 glass water. 8:30am) 1 glass … Keep reading
Red Elvises Are Your New Favorite Band
Wow… lots has happened. I’m really not even sure where to start… The term is almost over, which means that I’ve only got about six months of school left. That’s a really strange concept. I’ve been in school practically my … Keep reading
Moving
Well, finals are almost over, and life is starting to become a little more managable. The big news is that I’m moving! I’m going to try to get the place today, and then Annie and I are moving in next … Keep reading
Turning 21
Sorry it’s been awhile since I wrote, things have gotten pretty hectic around here. I’ll try to give you a nice complete picture of my life right now. Where should I start… how about Annie… Things with Annie are fantastic. … Keep reading
The Matrix
OH MY GOD!!! oh jeez… So Good… SO SO SO GOOD!!! ahhhh… I just returned from seeing the Matrix. Okay, forget EVERYTHING anyone’s ever said to you about Keanu not being able to act. Forget all the crap people say … Keep reading