Last night I had a dream that I was sitting in bed reading comics when I found a full-page illustration that I really liked. At the time, I had the impression that it was a Hellboy comic. I decided that … Keep reading
Tag Archives: dreams
Chinese River Pirate Dream
I found this on a backup disc while looking for something else. The text file, dated June 29, 2003, was titled chinese river pirate dream.txt. Based on the freeform style of the notes, I’m guessing that I woke up from … Keep reading
Race Car Driver Dream
I had an awesome dream last night that I was a race car driver. I was driving one of those long, light-weight drag racers, and I was racing against people from the Simpsons (Mr. Burns, Nelson and Milhouse). The course … Keep reading
Poker with Castro Dream
Last night I had a dream that I was playing poker with Castro. We were getting along well, like we were old buddies. It was a big deal that he was there, because the government wanted him for some reason. … Keep reading
I Dreamed About Stacy
Have you ever had something happen to you that people claim happens all the time but you’ve never quite believed? Let me explain, one of my best childhood friends, Stacy, died recently in a horrible car crash caused by a … Keep reading
My Days as a Bike Messenger
Oh man, I am loving this courier book Scott got me (The Immortal Class) It’s this guy’s memoir of his days as a bike messenger in Chicago. Which is, apparently, twice as cold, five times as violent, and immeasurably gnarlier … Keep reading
Reality Show Dream
I had the craziest dream last night. To begin with, Steve and Miles and I are sitting around talking. Miles tells us that he’s getting in touch with his African heritage for a few minutes, and then leaves the room. … Keep reading
Underwear Shopping Dream
I just remembered part of my freaky dreams last night. I was buying new boxers, and appearently I had been sized for them, because the saleswoman came out and said in snide voice “Sir, you wear size *50* underwear.” I … Keep reading
Serial Killer Nightmare
:: HATELIFE IS NIGHTMARES :: ugh… I’m not sleeping so well lately. Going to bed too late, getting up too late, eating before I go to bed… I’m sure they’re all contributing to this charming series of nightmares I’ve been … Keep reading
Submarine Dream
I just remembered a crazy dream I had last night. My brother Sean and I had found a submarine. Not one of the huge nuclear powered ones, but one of the smaller two-person subs, like you see in the movie … Keep reading
Mars Expedition Dream
My alarm went off, and I actually found myself lying tense in my bed, my eyes wide open, my mouth dry and my heart pounding… I was terrified. The details are already fading, but here’s what I remember. I was … Keep reading
Cheating Dream
I dreamt last night that my boyfriend was kissing another girl (blond) in front of me. What hurt me so much was his insistence that he had every right to do what he wanted and that I was being “ugly” … Keep reading
Death Star Comedian Dream
I’m a stand-up-comedian on the death star. I’m “entertaining” hoards of young children, all dressed like Darth Vader. I’m aware of the fact that these children are trained to infiltrate the normal ranks of troops and report suspicious activities. They … Keep reading
Quentin Tarantino Dream
I forget how it started, but it ended with Quentin Tarantino shooting through a wall and hitting my best friend in the head. I was upset at him, but I was also worried that he might shoot me.
Stolen Mummy Dream
I just woke up from the weirdest dream. I had stolen a mummy from the science department at my school. This was a big deal because it was their first intact mummy and they hadn’t even opened the case yet. … Keep reading