Everyone is Sick

Biohazard by Totoro!

Zoe has been sick off and on for about two weeks now. It started with an ear infection, which got bad enough that her doctor put her on antibiotics. Then she got a bit of a cold, threw up a couple of times, and then diarrhea for about a week. Plus she’s been teething.

Yesterday, I stayed home sick with some sort of intestinal bug. It was unpleasant but not horrible, and I honestly didn’t think it was connected. I figured I ate something that didn’t agree with me, but then I found out that:

  • Zoe’s friend Maia was puking so much she’s at the hospital right now.
  • My nephew Milo is sick.
  • My brother-in-law David is sick.
  • My mother-in-law is sick.
  • My mom is sick.
  • Three of my coworkers are sick.
  • Annie is sick
  • Annie’s uncle Darby is sick.

Now, I’m not a medical professional, but it sounds to me like we’re the incubators for some advanced new form of the Black Death. If you’ve been in contact with us anytime in the last three years, I would advise you to go home and take a hydrogen peroxide bath.

Edit, the next day: Added my mother-in-law to the list. It’s spreading.

Edit, three days later: Added Annie and Darby to the list. Will it ever stop?

(photo by Totoro)

The Sleep Study Sucked

Wired up for the sleep study

To make a long story short, they wired me up like you can see in the photo above. I had electrodes taped to my legs, shoulders and head, some wires wrapped around my chest, a laser taped to my finger to measure my blood oxygen level, and some tubes in my nostrils to measure my temperature and air flow. Set up like this, I got into bed where I discovered that due to the way I was wired into the bed, I couldn’t really move. I had to call the technician in to disconnect me so I could go to the bathroom before bed, and also to turn out my light.

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My Sleep Study is Tonight

About a year back, my dentist told me that I probably have sleep apnea, and I should talk to my doctor about it. She said she could recognize some of the symptoms during my dental cleaning, like the fact that I breathe through my mouth at night. Long story short, I mentioned it to my doctor, and after some follow-up questions, she said I should go to a “sleep study” where doctors would observe the way I sleep at night and determine whether I have sleep apnea, and if so, how severe it is.

Sleep apnea is linked to all sorts of horrible stuff like heart disease and strokes. They used to think that weight gain and stress caused it, but now they think it’s the other way around – if you have sleep apnea, it causes high blood pressure and weight gain, and can even aggravate your allergies or cause restless legs syndrome.

The treatments range from very mild cases that don’t really need treatment to more severe cases requiring sleeping with a machine to help you breathe or even surgury. To be honest, these treatments sound horrible to me, and I’m keeping my fingers crossed that I have a mild case, if at all.

It’s not an unreasonable thing to hope for – about the only symptoms I have are that I snore and sometimes I stop breathing at night for a few seconds. The other symptoms, like being tired during the day, or high blood pressure, I don’t have. I’ve never felt like I sleep poorly at night – but I have always tossed and turned and made a lot of noise while sleeping.

Anyways, I’m pretty nervous about this whole thing. Annie’s meeting me after work to have dinner, and then I get dropped off at the Marriott for the study. That’s one nice thing – rather than a hospital room, they just have a hotel room set up with cameras and monitoring equipment. Then I’ll be hooked up to wires all night, and in the morning hopefully I’ll find something out.