“I’m also troubled by, not what Senator McCain says, but what members of the party say. And it is permitted to be said such things as, ‘Well, you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim.’ Well, the correct answer is, he is not a Muslim, he’s a Christian. He’s always been a Christian. But the really right answer is, what if he is? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer’s no, that’s not America. Is there something wrong with some seven-year-old Muslim-American kid believing that he or she could be president? Yet, I have heard senior members of my own party drop the suggestion, ‘He’s a Muslim and he might be associated terrorists.’ This is not the way we should be doing it in America.”
– Colin Powell’s endorsement of Barack Obama (via Emptyage)
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Holy Crap
I had to go to three different churches today ranging from cool to tolerable, to un-fucking-believable. (no offense to anyone who happens to belong to a born-again christian cowboy church..)
See, I’m taking Sociology of Religion, and part of our grade is to go to four different churches, preferably some that make us uncomfortable, and write a paper on what we observe. In a class like this, you have to respect everyone’s religion and try not to offend the southern baptist in the back row. So I’m used to discussing religion from a sociological point of view right?
It’s such an experience for someone like me who never belonged to a church to have to go to church (when I’m usually sleeping mind you) and participate in rituals and prayers that one, I’m not familiar with, and two, don’t agree with. It’s such a trip to sit there and listen with respect to someone who is talking about “wacko eastern religions” and “Satan is talking to people who ignore the true word that we’re sharing with them.”
He was totally disrespectful to other Christians even! amazing. this has been an incredible learning experience for me…
Question: I’ve come to terms with the fact that people assume that I’m some sort of christian even though I’m not… but Scott also assumed I was baptized even though he knows my family never belonged to a church. Do most denominations baptize people?
I Have Seen the Light
Friends, I have seen the light! After carefully reading a pamphlet given to me by a man at the bus station, I have been born again, and I am making changes in my life. I have renounced my wicked ways, and I have taken a vow of celibacy to atone for my former sins.
And as one who has seen the Truth, it is my duty to try to save my friends, who are on the path to damnation. I call on each of you to follow the one true path into the light.
Miles: Isn’t it obvious that philosophy is just another tool of the Devil to trick you into renouncing the True Faith?
Steve: I know the pornographic website we ran together brings in a lot of money, but all the money in the world will not save you on Judgment Day!
Urn and Pat: As the best customers on our shameful website, your souls are in danger as well!
KT, Annie, and Jester: Stripping may pay the bills, but it is still a SIN and you will pay for it in the here-after.
Alex: Your girlfriend may not know that you’ve been wearing her underwear, but God does!
I’m sorry if that was painful for any of you, but it was necessary! Having seen the light, it is my duty to attempt to save you all from yourselves! It’s not to late to change your wicked ways!