How about a one-word review? Disappointing. The summary says “Batman takes on Deadshot, Killer Croc and other deadly foes in six anime-inspired short films.” The key words there are anime-inspired. This movie desperately wanted to be The Animatrix, but it failed because they got American writers and animators. The six shorts all have different styles, but none of them are interesting, because they’re all direct imitations of the art styles from the Animatrix. There’s some potential here, especially the story about Bruce training to resist pain in India, but ultimately the delivery flops.
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Speed Racer: One Paragraph Review
If you’ve seen the trailer, then you’ve already got a taste of it, but basically this is a live-action cartoon. The visual effects and the super-saturated colors aren’t just in the racing scenes – the whole movie looks like a photoshop layout. To be honest, it kind of bothered me at first. Thankfully, the story and acting is good enough that I quickly stopped caring. The movie is peppered with references to the cartoon, and it’s genuinely funny. The cast is excellent, and while they’re a bit one-dimensional, they’re pretty direct copies of their cartoon characters, so it’s to be expected. John Goodman especially stole the show for me – his character is great, always harrumphing and grunting around. As far as I’m concerned, this movie is excellent, and it almost redeems the Wachowski Brothers for the Matrix sequels.
The American Dream
“Kill my boss? Do I dare live the American Dream?”
– Homer Simpson
A Noble Spirit
“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
– Jebediah Springfield
Forbidden Objects from Realms where Men Fear to Tread
“We sell forbidden objects from realms where men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call Frogurt!”
– Creepy old man on the Simpsons

