“I don’t know what the guy said, but I saw his sole.”
– President Bush, referring to an Iraqi reporter who threw shoes at him.
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Presidenting is Hard!
“Presidenting is hard!”
– Will Ferrell as George W. Bush on Saturday Night Live
In Which Miles Predicts the Future
You know, the sheer frustration of having George Bush Jr. as a president is mitigated only in being dwarfed by the knowledge that our economy is slowly and surely headed back into the toilet bowl of the 80s and thence into the sewer of the Great Depression, and that the fear which this generates will play right into the Republicans’ time-old marketing tactics of fear and alienation, spiced with senseless rah-rah.
Then again, he didn’t get the popular vote, so maybe we’ll kick him out in ought four.
Then again, this is a populace that can’t even figure out for itself why its kids are shooting up their schools.
Or is it?
I need to get out more.
That's Just the Way it Goes
“I do know I’m ready for the job. And, if not, that’s just the way it goes.”
– George W. Bush, 8/21/2000
One Frame out of 900
“One frame out of 900 hardly in my opinion makes it a conspiracy,”
– George W. Bush, in response to allegations of a subliminal message in his campaign commercials