Zoe Loves Reading

I’ve mentioned before that Zoe loves reading, but it’s really become one of her favorite things recently. She will happily sit on the floor paging through one of her picture books for ten minutes, quietly turning the pages, and pointing at things she likes. (Based on how often she points to their photos, her favorite things right now are kittens, puppies, and little babies.) I like to refer to this as “reading for comprehension,” and it marks a big change from just a month or two ago when books existed mostly to be manipulated. She would chuckle at the photos sometimes, or chew on the spine, but what she really liked was turning the pages. If you tried to read with her, and you didn’t let her just turn the pages as fast as she could, you would end up with a cranky little girl. Now, though, she’s all about the content. She’ll open a book to a page and spend a minute or two admiring the subject matter, and then turn to the next page.

She even knows which way is up — the other night, I watched her grab one of her books, and when she realized it was upside down, she set it down, stared at it for a second like she was figuring out the best approach, and then crawled in a circle around to the other side of the book.

The best part is her reading voice. Like most one-year-olds, Zoe spends all day long babbling and chattering away. Since she just repeats the same baby syllables over and over, the only real meaning that gets expressed is in tone of voice. When she’s upset, she get shrill and loud. When she wants attention, she gives short, sharp cries. When she’s happy, she quietly burbles, and when she’s excited she tends to shriek with joy. But she has a whole different tone of voice that she only uses when she’s reading to herself. It’s kind of cheerful and sing-songy, and Annie got a nice video of it the other night.

Crooked Little Vein: One Paragraph Review

Crooked Little Vein

“I opened my eyes to see the rat taking a piss in my coffee mug” is the first line ofCrooked Little Vein, by Warren Ellis, who may be familiar to you from his work in comics, includingTransmetropolitan andThe Authority. If you’re anything like me, that’s all you need to hear to know this is something you want to read. If you’re unsure, just ask yourself if you would be interested in a novel about a private detective who is hired by the Chief of Staff to locate the other Constitution, “a secret document privately authored by several of the Founders detailing the real intent of their design for American society.” In the course of his search, he is exposed to underground cultures and practices that make him want to run screaming the other way. Ellis takes great pride in his ability to make you squirm in your seat, and based many of the oddball scenarios in the book on things he found on the internet. If you’re a fan of Ellis’ other work, then I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of this, and if you’re not, then I’m sure you stopped reading back at the rat pissing in the coffee mug.

Rant: One Paragraph Review

Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

Rant is the newest book by Chuck Palahniuk, the Portland author who wroteFight Club. The full title isRant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey, and it really feels like you’re watching a documentary. The style is an interesting change of pace, and made for some fun reading, but the story itself was disappointing. The characters being interviewed for the book tell the story in chronological order, but they constantly reference things that happen in the future, which makes the plotline feel more complicated than it is – which would be forgivable if the plot twist wasn’t so lame. The twist inFight Club really pulled the rug out from under me, and for weeks after seeing the movie, my friends and I would remember little moments and go “Oh! It was all there if you knew what to look for!” But the twist inRant is so far outside the realm of what you could imagine that it’s not a twist so much as a bit of Deus ex Machina to resolve and/or cause some of the stranger parts of the story. In the end, you’re left with a bizarre story about a character that you can’t relate to, and don’t really care about. Oh, and also? Chuck Palahniuk has a really gross sense of humor. All that stuff fromFight Club about peeing in soup and stuff is apparently a running theme.

Top 50 Science Fiction Books

Michael Heilemann of Binary Bonsai posted a list of The 50 Most Significant Science Fiction & Fantasy Books of the Last 50 Years, as compiled by the Science Fiction Book Club. Following his example, I’ve put the books that I’ve read in bold, and italicized the ones that are still on my to-read list. Nice to see that I’ve got six out of the top ten.

  1. The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
  2. The Foundation Trilogy, Isaac Asimov
  3. Dune, Frank Herbert
  4. Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert A. Heinlein
  5. A Wizard of Earthsea, Ursula K. Le Guin
  6. Neuromancer, William Gibson
  7. Childhood’s End, Arthur C. Clarke
  8. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Philip K. Dick
  9. The Mists of Avalon, Marion Zimmer Bradley
  10. Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury
  11. The Book of the New Sun, Gene Wolfe
  12. A Canticle for Leibowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr.
  13. The Caves of Steel, Isaac Asimov
  14. Children of the Atom, Wilmar Shiras
  15. Cities in Flight, James Blish
  16. The Colour of Magic, Terry Pratchett
  17. Dangerous Visions, edited by Harlan Ellison
  18. Deathbird Stories, Harlan Ellison
  19. The Demolished Man, Alfred Bester
  20. Dhalgren, Samuel R. Delany
  21. Dragonflight, Anne McCaffrey
  22. Ender’s Game, Orson Scott Card
  23. The First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, Stephen R. Donaldson
  24. The Forever War, Joe Haldeman
  25. Gateway, Frederik Pohl
  26. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, J.K. Rowling
  27. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
  28. I Am Legend, Richard Matheson
  29. Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice
  30. The Left Hand of Darkness, Ursula K. Le Guin
  31. Little, Big, John Crowley
  32. Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny
  33. The Man in the High Castle, Philip K. Dick
  34. Mission of Gravity, Hal Clement
  35. More Than Human, Theodore Sturgeon
  36. The Rediscovery of Man, Cordwainer Smith
  37. On the Beach, Nevil Shute
  38. Rendezvous with Rama, Arthur C. Clarke
  39. Ringworld, Larry Niven
  40. Rogue Moon, Algis Budrys
  41. The Silmarillion, J.R.R. Tolkien
  42. Slaughterhouse-5, Kurt Vonnegut
  43. Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson
  44. Stand on Zanzibar, John Brunner
  45. The Stars My Destination, Alfred Bester
  46. Starship Troopers, Robert A. Heinlein
  47. Stormbringer, Michael Moorcock
  48. The Sword of Shannara, Terry Brooks
  49. Timescape, Gregory Benford
  50. To Your Scattered Bodies Go, Philip Jose Farmer

Getting Things Done: One Paragraph Review

Getting Things Done

David Allen, the “personal productivity guru” featured on the cover, brings us his guide to “the art of stress-free productivity.” It’s a quick read, and after thinking it over for a few days, I’ve come to the conclusion that people reading this book will fall into one of two camps. First, there will be the people who find it revolutionary, and then there will be the people who read the book and say “Well, duh.” If you’re the kind of person whose desk is always covered in piles of paper, and your email inbox is overflowing with unread emails, this is the book for you. I’ve asked Annie to read it, in the hope that she will get some use from it. Personally, I thought some of the suggestions bordered on ridiculous, but even if you find the book to be mostly common sense, I think you’ll get a few useful suggestions, so I still recommend it. (If this book were a college course, it would be a required 100 level, and half the students would hate it.)