Zoe is Two Years Old

Zoe's Laugh

Dear Zoe,
You are two years old, and it is absolutely crazy how much you have changed and grown lately. You’ve recently started going to Co-Op daycare, started jumping and doing somersaults, become fascinated with reading and writing, and singing and talking. You are always busy and high energy, and everyone thinks you’re adorable.

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Zoe is One Year Old

Dear Zoe,
You’re one year old! Your mom and I just finished giving you a bath, and now she’s nursing you to sleep while I write this. It’s hard to wrap my head around how much you’ve changed since the day you were born. I mean, it’s hard enough just to think of all the things that have changed in the last month, let alone the last year.

Hangin' with Momma

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300 Balloons

The Office Filled With Balloons

On Friday, our CEO was out of the office for his birthday. So we filled his office with 300 balloons. We got the helium tank from a place downtown, and it took about a half-hour for a bunch of us to inflate all 300. We found out that 300 balloons is the perfect amount to cover the entire ceiling of the office with a single layer of balloons. It looked pretty awesome.

Karaoke for Annie's Birthday

Last night was Annie’s birthday, so she decided that she wanted to go out to a place called the Java Jive. Despite the name and the fact that the place is housed in a building shaped like a coffepot, it’s a bar. An incredibly small bar with an overwhelming amount of tacky decorations everywhere and graffiti on every surface. In short, the kind of place Annie loves. She pointed out to me that even though the bartender told her not to, she wrote something on the wall as a tribute to her friend Stacy, who died recently. Oh, and did I mention that it was a karaoke bar? Fortunately, most people sang either rock ballads (Every Rose Has A Thorn) or country songs that I didn’t know. But just so I wouldn’t feel left out, they ruined a few songs that I do like, including The Devil Went Down To Georgia, The Humpty Dance, and several Johnny Cash songs. Thankfully, they discovered that the CD with Depeche Mode’s Personal Jesus had a scratch on it before I was forced to commit murder.

Things I learned last night:

  • Karaoke bar people think that what you lack in singing talent you can make up for in volume.
  • Karaoke bar people have bad taste in music.
  • Some people really do need killin’.
  • I can only pray that when I die, my friends care enough about me to deface a drinking establishment in my name.
  • Annie and I have very different tastes in interior decoration.
  • The only way I would ever, under any circumstances, do karaoke is if Steve and I got on stage to perform Stand By Your Man.

Things I will learn soon:

  • Posting jokes about your girlfriend’s favorite things is a bad idea.