So Urn and I are going to burn in hell. It’s offi…

So Urn and I are going to burn in hell. It’s official.

We were chatting it up like the uber geeks that we are this afternoon (Easter) when I commented that I had just made a drink. I don’t normally drink, during the day, on Sundays or alone, but I just felt like a drink. I didn’t have any beer, so I made myself a Buttery Nipple. (One of the best drinks around) Urn then deceided to join me. Although he had a hard cider.

Of course this brought up other reasons why we should burn, but that seemed pretty much to top it all off.

7 Responses to “So Urn and I are going to burn in hell. It’s offi…”

  1. user Says:

    What’s wrong with drinking on Sunday?

  2. user Says:

    It’s Easter Sunday I’m worried about.

  3. user Says:

    You should have just stuck with wine. Jesus wouldn’t have complained, especially if you had some crackers with it. :)

    Okay, enough blasphemy for one day…

  4. user Says:

    One Sunday is pretty much like another, Pat. Easter Sunday has significance to practicing (i.e. Trying) Christians and people who are into egg-laying bunnies. If it’s not your bag, there won’t be a special section of hell just for you. =)

    And even if you are in one of the aforementioned groups, I don’t recall anywhere in my biblios where drinking is forbidden on Sunday. Of course, that may just mean I don’t read it as much as I ought. =)

  5. user Says:

    It was decided when I worked at a bookstore a couple months ago and we had to return the Bible, as I carted the box of stripped-cover paperbacks down to the trash, that I, as the person who actually threw the coverless Bibles into the dumpster, would be granted the privilege to cut the line into hell.

  6. urn Says:

    Pat, you’re going to hell for so many more reasons than drinking a sexually inuendoed alcoholic beverage on Easter.

    Me too.

  7. user Says:

    Well Duh! But that one was at the forefront of my mind. ;-)

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