Second Star Wars post! Hot

Second Star Wars post! Hot cha cha.

Last night I was dozing off and thinking about the film, when I suddenly realized that they drop a big hint as to who Anakin’s father is.

If I remember correctly, they claim Anakin was “just born” (kinda like Jesus) in the first movie, but my conspiracy theory senses are tingling, so I don’t believe that… And now that Shmi is dead, the mystery only deepens, as there’s no one else to take responsibility for spawning the little upstart. Mwu ah ah.

8 Responses to “Second Star Wars post! Hot”

  1. KT Says:

    So what is the big hint?!

  2. Alex Says:

    His father is Sidious. I think that is pretty obvious at this point.

    –Alex

  3. David Says:

    Could you guys put up “Plot Discussed!” signs up next time?

  4. Mr. Bread Says:

    Yeah, out of courtesy for the handful of people who haven’t yet seen it, put up a before anything you post on the front page of the ‘blog . . .

  5. Mr. Bread Says:

    Um . . . that was supposed to say “spoiler warning” but I put it between brackets and it disappeared. Stupid html.

  6. scott Says:

    So I guess you don’t want to hear about the musical/dance number starring Lando’s grandfather?

  7. sean (connery) Says:

    ah, good ol Abraham Calrissian. I can’t wait for his lightsaber battle with jar jar in episode 3.

  8. Mr. Bread Says:

    Y’know, I think the sad thing is that I know you’re just joshing me, but I’d actually be keen on seeing that.

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