Space Ninja

Riddle me this, batman:

Theoretically, I’m not supposed to procrastinate, right? I shouldn’t put things off until the last minute because it hurts the quality of the work I do, and I might not get it done?

I got five hours of sleep, wrote every single paper I was supposed to write, and wrote them well, I might add, I’m prepared for my final, and I have a half hour to spare!

So with a track record like this, what’s my motivation to start writing these papers two weeks early instead of playing a computer game? I could understand if procrastination had ever hurt me, but it hasn’t, really! I get decent grades. Not great, but I’m not trying for great grades, I just want to pass all my classes and graduate. And that’s exactly what I’m doing.

So now I think I’ll sit here and feel pleased with myself that I got everything done with time to spare and got just an hour or two short of a full night’s sleep, too.

BOO-YAH
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