ok, it doesn’t help anything,

ok, it doesn’t help anything, thatI waas drinking a little tonight, so i don’t have the smartest things to saaay,,,but I openend my hotmail and Miss Cleo sent me a message! eek! how creepy is htat? it was all girl porn yesterday, by someone who said we’d talked, and now this psychic knows my name!

down with religion!
up with psychos! I mean psychics…


15 Comments on “ok, it doesn’t help anything,”

  1. ms. cleo says:

    that’s right! don’t bother trying to hide the truth from ms. cleo! she already knows you been drinking, missy!

  2. Stephanie says:

    AHAHAHAHAHA awesome!!!!

  3. Kris says:

    OMG…I also got a distinctly personalized message from Ms. Cleo yesterday! "I had a dream last night with valuable insights into your future!!" or something. How amazing that she would have a dream with both of us in it and would know both our emails! :-o True, the message was sent to one of my spam accounts under the name "Sarah Gilbert", but I still think Ms. Cleo is onto something! Really! ;-p

  4. steve says:

    *whew* so glad i’m not the only one who posts here drunk…..hi annie!!! :-D

  5. annie says:

    oh thank goodness it’s not just me! how muchmoney does this lady have? her commercials are on ALL the time up here…sheesh.

  6. annie says:

    SHUT UP!!!How did this become a chat room?

  7. David says:

    *Sigh* If your mother only knew.

  8. Mr. Bread says:

    A friend of mine out here in NY pointed out a good fact: listen to Ms. Cleo- she has two distinct accents depending on which commercial you’re watching.

  9. scott says:

    what’s the other one? The only one I’ve heard is the jamaican accent.

  10. annie says:

    Hey! no fair! I’m legal now! yeah, well I’ll tell her you can be snobby! HA!

  11. Kris says:

    Same here, I’ve only heard the Jamacian one. Whats the other one? The suspense is killing me!

  12. E. Megas says:

    AHA! See, Steve! I knew that habit of yours would give someone the wrong idea someday!Contributing to someone’s literary delinquency! SHAME! SHAME! (DISCLAIMER: Poster of the previous text is a brazen, trembling coward when it comes to any form of alcohol, so it’s best to just ignore his ass)

  13. miles says:

    Dude, your low self-esteem is so relentless it’s funny. *L*

  14. Mr. Bread says:

    I’ve only heard it once, but sometimes she’s got more of a ridiculous Monty Python French accent, which I know is similar, but if you know accents it’s kind of funny.I don’t watch much tv myself, but my friend Jonathan does, and he says it’s real noticeable.

  15. E. Megas says:

    My ego is a black hole; vast in its accreted matter, yet not even light can escape its grip as it eternally collapses in on itself. …All right, maybe not, but it makes for good copy.