I went to see the Royal Tenebaums last night with Sean and Annie, and I’ve decided that I want a blatant lie carved on my tombstone. Perhaps one of the following:
- Died defending the planet from an invading race of horrific toad-men.
- Perhaps the greatest musical genius this world has ever known.
- He fought the law, and the law won.
- Faked his own death. Watch your back.
- 7′4″, 520LB
- Three time Iron-Man contest champion.
- Three time Iron-Chef champion.
- He died the way he lived… inside a whale.
- Died at age 85 defending his World Giant Squid Wrestling Heavyweight championship.
- He tap-danced his way into our hearts.
- Single-handedly defeated the Soviet Menace.
- Fought crime wearing a bat costume he sewed himself.
- Updated his webcomic frequently (hahaha beat you to the joke, Miles!).
Feel free to reply if you have any ideas.
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David Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2002 at 3:00 pm.
We saw the movie a week or so ago. I have to go see it again since the laughter drowned out some of the lines. Wes Anderson is a genius and although the movie was kind of dark at times, it was hella funny and very good.
KT Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2002 at 3:15 pm.
Mine is going to say, "I wrote a hit play!"
KT Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2002 at 3:17 pm.
or "I’m dead, what’s your excuse?"
Mr. Bread Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2002 at 9:18 pm.
"Planned ahead, learned Japanese: didn’t really help."