"I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you’re in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!"
– Jack Handey
My simian compatriots never make things easy for me.
Posted by Steve on Thursday, September 19, 2002 at 12:46 am.
"I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you’re in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!"
– Jack Handey
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“yeah, I still think the text is incredibly offensive and ill thought out even without the voice over. ”
— annie on Motrin Messes with Mommy-Bloggers and Loses
And the yelling. They just won’t stop yelling. Yelling doesn’t help them live.
October 27th, 2002 at 12:15 pm