hey hey.. i am posting this from a cheesy internet terminal in the seatac airport. having gotten paid yesterday, y’know, i feel comfortable squandering money like in the old days…..
but now the GODDAMN ENTER KEY IS BROKEN on the terminal and also it doesn’t let me open a real connection to anything so it’s pretty much useless. i can watch my dollars zip away on this little on-screen display, though.
anyways, the reason i’m at the seatac airport- that’ll have to wait for another post ;)
I'm a 30-year-old 
the Man (sean) Says:
Saturday, April 14, 2001 at 6:37 am.
And in other news, the Seatac airport was destroyed today by what local authorities believe to have been a homemade nuclear bomb. Prime suspect is one ‘Steven Havelka’, who was spotted on scene several minutes before the explosion, abusing an internet terminal and babbling about ‘uploading himself before it was too late’.Transcriptions of AOL Instant Messenger conversations with eye witnesses say that light shot out of Mr. Havelka’s eyes into the computer monitor, then he collapsed to the ground, apparently dead. A crudely drawn penguin appeared on all the computer screens in the terminal, laughing and counting down to thirty. Then all the connections were cut off. The time corresponds with when incoming airplanes were hit by the nuclear shockwave and radioed for emergency personel. There were no survivors.Authorities believe that Mr. Havelka uploaded his consciousness, his ’soul’ as it were, onto the internet just before his bomb detonated, and escaped onto an unregulated website. He was last spotted wreaking havoc on a Swedish porn server. A crack team of teenage hackers are attempting to ferret him out before he can break into government computers and start a war.His only other actions so far have been to take over a secret russian laser satellite and carve a message into the surface of the moon: ‘i got paid i have power!’
Mr. Bread Says:
Saturday, April 14, 2001 at 10:42 am.
Damn. That’s like when Dr. Colossus died. You think Steve had help?As for those internet terminals, good riddance they’re gone. When I first got to NY, they were my only access to email or the web. They suck, hardcore-style. I think one of the ones I was using was like $5 for 15 minutes. Ouch.
Mr. Bread Says:
Monday, April 16, 2001 at 4:41 pm.
Speaking of outrageous charges, this second reply is also on a cheesy internet terminal. The touchpad is screwy and it’s not working too well.Fun!!! 20 cents/minute!!!
steve Says:
Monday, April 16, 2001 at 9:11 pm.
now scott may have chided me for being “mysterious” and “drunk” and “pants-less” in my previous posts and public appearances…
but really i was just too terrified to say anything about stephanie’s visit, because the waiting and the nervous energy was driving me insane.
scott Says:
Monday, April 16, 2001 at 11:01 pm.
What a great photo!
Hugh Jass Says:
Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 10:59 am.
He looks like Beaker from the muppet show…check it out.http://www.ece.utexas.edu/~pcrowley/beaker/beaker.html
Mr. Bread Says:
Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 11:57 am.
"Form of: Steve!!!""Shape of: Poofy Hair!!!"FOJAR POWERS ACTIVATE!!! YEARGHH!!!!
em dee Says:
Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 3:05 pm.
Steve’s clearly bald or balding. That hair looks airbrushed on!
pah Says:
Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 4:14 pm.
it’s not airbrushed, that i know for sure :)i love you, steve!!!
Mr. Bread Says:
Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 10:19 am.
I guess this just further proves that Steve is more powerful than mere mortals.To develop a glue so powerful that it can keep hair attached to a head even when transmitted at the highest of bandwidths without losing even a strand, and then to test that glue upon his own tragically bare skull . . . this is more than simple David Letterman-style desperation to look young. This is the work of mad, twisted genius.I fear you, Steve.
steve Says:
Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 12:26 am.
i love you too, stephanie :)
KT Says:
Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 8:26 am.
well, I just lost my breakfast. Thank you very much.
Kris Says:
Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 11:31 am.
Hehe KT…THATS RIGHT! We’ll have no PDA’s here you two! Arrrrrr!!!;)
Pah Says:
Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 6:12 pm.
I suppose I could try to behave, but we are generally unsuccessful when it comes to that! So sorry :~(
steve Says:
Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 6:22 pm.
we’re just terrible together…. ask poor charles ;(
scott Says:
Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 6:32 pm.
You’ll have no PDAs here, huh? It sounds to me like you’ve mistaken _MY_ website for a "public forum" with "standards of decency." Make no mistakes, this site is not a democracy! There’s a reason that only three people have logins. The rest of you swine don’t deserve the wisdom we shower on you on a daily basis! Your tripe-filled skulls cannot begin to comprehend… wait, I’m sorry… that post was meant for peons.killingmachines. All I wanted to say here was that we’ll do whatever we damn well want to on OUR site. ;)
KT Says:
Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 9:27 pm.
what?
Sean Says:
Friday, April 20, 2001 at 5:16 am.
daily my arse! You’re averaging about every three days right now. Or once a week each. But I haven’t seen Miles’ name in big text as much lately.Has anyone posted to Eburg in the last week or so? should go check, haven’t in a while. not worth it lately
Alex Says:
Friday, April 20, 2001 at 12:42 pm.
Wisdom my butt!–Alex
scott Says:
Friday, April 20, 2001 at 1:21 pm.
So true! But I have an excuse! I’m working three jobs and playing an addictive game!
Kris Says:
Friday, April 20, 2001 at 11:45 pm.
Yes sir!!Henceforth (well, for at least a couple hours), I will refrain from teasing that infringes upon the soverign rights of the three uppity-ups (and their gfs). ;-)/me scurries and hides under rock with other single-celled organisms.
stever Says:
Saturday, April 21, 2001 at 1:37 am.
awwww you will nothahai ‘m so drunk !!
fawx Says:
Saturday, April 21, 2001 at 2:20 am.
<rfluvspah> shit is this sobretiy infringing on my drunkenness?