Happy Birthday Brothers!
You know it seems odd to say that now, but I remember when I was younger it was common practice for me to just call Ryan and Sean “Brothers” as if it was one collective name they shared. “Brothers, wanna go outside?” “Please don’t cry, brothers!” “Dad, brothers did it!”
I just wanted to wish you guys a happy birthday here since I know you both read this site, and since there are no good e-card sites anywhere and I’m too poor to buy either of you a real card (or gift).
So Happy Twenty… (um, let’s see, they’re three years younger than me, and I’m 22, so they’re 19 now… so yeah…) Happy Twentieth Birthday Ryan and Sean!
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Mr. Bread Says:
Wednesday, May 2, 2001 at 2:29 pm.
Ah, that blissful month when Scott’s only my older brother by *two* years . . .As for the "brothers" thoughts, my blood still boils at the thought of Steve once greeting the two of us with "Hello, ladies."
Stephanie Says:
Wednesday, May 2, 2001 at 3:39 pm.
Happy Birthday, guys!!! I think I witnessed one of you getting attacked by Steve… hehehe
steve Says:
Wednesday, May 2, 2001 at 4:06 pm.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LADIES!!!!i mean- err..wait, no, that’s what i meant to say after all.
Pat Says:
Wednesday, May 2, 2001 at 9:30 pm.
Wait, Mr. Bread is Scott and Seans brother? Really? I had no idea.Happy B-Day you guys!
Sean Says:
Wednesday, May 2, 2001 at 10:20 pm.
that would have been me.I’m working on a script for a second Hammerspace comic regaling that incident. Plus some other stuff I made up to make it more interesting. ;)
Mr. Bread Says:
Thursday, May 3, 2001 at 7:09 am.
I think I should write a Hammerspace comic, too. Maybe about me and steve. I’d do one about Miles, to be different, but I’ve never actually met Miles.Suggestions, anyone?
m1les Says:
Thursday, May 3, 2001 at 3:51 pm.
FADE IN:EXT. WUDAN MOUNTAIN. MIST RISES THROUGH THE TREES LIKE SLOWED-DOWN STEAM. PAN, REVEALING A DISTANT FIGURE CARRYING HUGE LOGS UPSTREAM THROUGH AN ICY, WAIST-DEEP RIVER. OLD MAN (V.O.) And then Sean trained in the mountains for many months, hammering every weakness from his body and spirit, infusing it now with the skills of the Wind Dragon.CLOSE UP SHOT SEAN My name is Neo!
m1l3s Says:
Thursday, May 3, 2001 at 4:19 pm.
PANEL 1: (BEACH SCENE)SEANETTA: Eek! SEAN: That big jerk has been kicking sand in our faces all day! Hey, you!PANEL 2: (big guy grabs sean by the bicep)BURTON HAVELKO (wearing male one-piece bathing suit, strap over one shoulder circus strongman style): Listen, shrimp! I oughta mertilize ya! But you’re apt to dry up an’ blow away! HAW, HAW HAW! SEAN: ulp! PANEL 3:(sean, seanetta converse)SEAN: that darn bully!SEANETTA: Oh– don’t worry about it, LITTLE BOY! PANEL 4: (indoors, alone)SEAN: God DAMN It!! [kicking over chair]SEAN: I’ll return that bastard’s offense a hundredfold! With the Aleister Crowley body-building program!!PANEL 5: (darkened room, only light is a candle)SEAN: Ateh, Malkuth, Ve-Geburah, Ve Gedulah, Le-Olam . . . [ tying complex knots of woolen cord around an undentifiable fist-sized bundle which drips dark red fluid ]SEAN: mwa, ha, ha…PANEL 6: (roadside culvert with car embedded in it, tail-up… police photographer is taking a photo)CAPTION: AND HAVELKO DROVE HIS CAR INTO A DITCH THE VERY NEXT DAY
SEANETTA: Oh, sean! You ARE a man after all!
SEAN o o O HERO OF THE BEACH!!
PASSERSBY: He is possesed of dark and unnatural powers! Beware, beware!
m i l e s Says:
Thursday, May 3, 2001 at 4:25 pm.
<pulsating techno soundtrack>SEAN(running): I wish I was a hunter, in search of different food / I was I was the animal that fits into that moodSTEVE(chasing): KOMM ZU MIRRRRR!!!!
//iles Says:
Thursday, May 3, 2001 at 4:37 pm.
Steve: I have you now!!Sean(headlocked): Can’t shake him!Bread(w/rubber band gun):whoo!Steve(letting go): Ow! Hey!Bread: you’re all clear! Get him and let’s go home![ Sean DOUSES steve with WATER BALLOON ]Bread: Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!– CUT to AWARD CEREMONY –[ Annie, beaming, hangs candy necklaces on Bread and Sean ]Scott: Nraaaawr!
Sean Says:
Friday, May 4, 2001 at 12:12 am.
er… Not quite what I’m thinking of, but interesting nonetheless. I ought to polish up that idea for an Isometric for ya sometime.Or just do my own damn webcomic already.
urn Says:
Friday, May 4, 2001 at 1:08 am.
Ah, jeez Pat. Pay attention!
Mr. Bread Says:
Friday, May 4, 2001 at 3:48 pm.
<ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING TOO HARD TO TYPE ANYTHING WORTHWHILE>Miles, you are my new rock’n'roll superhero.I’m going to write a comic about you anyway.
scott Says:
Friday, May 4, 2001 at 4:50 pm.
<scott> .oO( Why am I chewbacca? )these are great, miles!