You Gotta Grease the Wheels

Posted by Steve on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 at 11:32 am.

haha, OH MAN, i rule.

some coworker just walked in and said, “hey, steve, program X is broken.” so i said, “you gotta grease the wheels!” he thought i meant money, so i corrected him, “give me liquor.”

“that i can handle!” he said, and walked out!

a minute later, he returned with a huge bottle of crown royal and gave me a swig to get his problem fixed!!

THIS JOB STILL HAS POTENTIAL

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