HA HA HA! Steve, our girlfriends have been declared WRONG by the experts! Behold, Money magazine’s #1 Best Place To Live 2000, PORTLAND OREGON! BOO-YAH!
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Okay, like any good Trekkie, I've got some concerns about how the new film slots into continuity, but after this trailer, I'm ready to let all that slide. The opening scene alone is worth the price of admission. - Trailer: Watchmen
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This guy is awesome. He's so serious, and you can tell he thinks he's a complete badass - but the whole thing just flops and feels like an awful joke. "Yeah, c'mon."
Of course, no disrespect is intended towards either of our girlfriend’s preferred place to live…
November 20th, 2000 at 6:12 pm
geez, are you sober or something? what the hell are you talking about??we both mean to imply ENORMOUS DISDAIN FOR OUR GIRLFRIENDS’ CHOSEN PLACES OF RESIDENCE!GOD SPITS ON DAVIS! SATAN REJECTS ELLENSBURG! THE TWO-PRONGED FORK OF THE UNIVERSAL NATURE OF THINGS HAS NO ROOM FOR THESE PLACES: THERE IS PORTLAND, AND THERE IS OTHERS
November 20th, 2000 at 8:12 pm
I HATE YOU STEVE!!!WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE AND BACK TO THE HOLY LAND OF PORTLAND, YOU’LL PAY!!!
November 20th, 2000 at 10:05 pm
Ahhh…. it’s so nice here….. ahhhhhh….
November 21st, 2000 at 8:14 am
I do hereby renew my request of the community at large. $100 for the head of Alex Mace!
November 21st, 2000 at 8:23 am
<Alex> Ahh, it’s so nice here. Although Portland men are traditionally very well-endowed, there’s still room in the city for men with no penis at all, like me!
November 21st, 2000 at 12:41 pm
Wow, both of you have found some method of actually INCREASING you assishness! Simply amazing.
November 21st, 2000 at 1:42 pm
assishness? is that a word? ;)
November 21st, 2000 at 1:43 pm
YES. and be nice to Alex, or you’re never going home.
November 21st, 2000 at 3:25 pm
Um….I beg to differ….;)
November 21st, 2000 at 8:31 pm
yeah, scott. be nice!i’m sure assishness is a word. it’s probably a mean, pirate kind of word, invented by dangerous pirates, of which alex is no doubt a high ranking official.oh.. and by "dangerous," i mean "ass" ;)
November 21st, 2000 at 8:41 pm
_NOW_ I remember why I’ve missed you all so much…"What would you think if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me, lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song. and I’ll try not o sing out of key…"Everybody Now! "Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends, mm, I get high with a little help from my friends, mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends…."
November 22nd, 2000 at 12:42 pm
Do you WANT to be smacked around Steve? ;)Quit picking on my boyfriend! :p
November 28th, 2000 at 10:58 am
No offence kris, but the fact that Alex needs YOU to beat up Steve to stop the mocking doesn’t speak much for Alex’s manliness… ;)
November 28th, 2000 at 7:15 pm
ESS TEE EFF YOU
November 29th, 2000 at 9:05 am