Ha ha dream on scott… the future is in little plastic electrical-powered cars: no power, no pickup… just slow whirring annoyance. You won’t even get to drive the damn things, they’ll be computer guided! OH HOORAY I CAN HAVE MY HANDS FREE TO BRUSH MY TEETH OR PLAY GAMEBOY WHILE THE MAGIC BOX FERRIES ME TO WORK IN THE SLAVE MINES OF MONKOR. Bah!!!!
That’s why I’m gonna get a big Impala while I still can. Or maybe a ‘73 Chevy Nova, I have a soft spot for the Nova… or a Mustang, even… so long as it’s big, and fast, and loud, and belches smog and gets like 5 or 11 miles to the gallon! Yeah, hell yeah! Crime against Mother Earth is the ultimate luxury! That, and geocities sites featuring AC/DC midis. You… shook me all night long, ooh~~~
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
I'm a 30-year-old 
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