- The Onion: Computer Being Stupid
"Although the computer will likely go on being retarded forever, Garvin refused to call tech support to resolve the problem, claiming they’re all ‘Wha, wha, wha,’ and saying a bunch of stuff he doesn’t even know what."
Tags: theonion, computers, hate, parody, stupid, techsupport, it - The Ballad of Lieutenant D’Amato
"Mama didn’t raise me to get hurt / I know better than to wear a red shirt / Geology’s safer than Security / A blue shirt life is the life for me / I’m Lieutenant D’Amato"
Tags: startrek, parody, ballad, redshirt, spock, security, geology - Joseph Mallozzi explains the "facilities" on a Stargate Atlantis puddlejumper
"…when the individual has finished their business, they knock three times on bulkhead and hold on tight. The jumper’s back ramp is dropped, the rear compartment depressurized, and anything not nailed down is whisked away."
Tags: josephmallozzi, stargate, atlantis, sga, puddlejumper, scifi, toilets, space - World of Warcraft: The Molten Core on Atari 2600
"Move in any of 8 unique directions. Lush 2D environments. Glorious 192i resolution. Has sound."
Tags: atari, video, games, worldofwarcraft, wow, blizzard, aprilfools, parody, moltencore, raids - Your April Fool’s Day Joke Continues to Suck
Anil Dash is a grumpy old man.
Tags: anildash, aprilfools, grumpy, jokes, grouchy - Video: The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?
Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives.
Tags: robots, video, theonion, parody, politics, president, congress, executron, scifi, dystopian, news







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