HELLO STEVE you are so freaking cool! it is awful! – The Morrigan
Author Archives: Steve
<mayzie> i like to break
<mayzie> i like to break things though <mayzie> sometimes <mayzie> LIKE BOYS
"I am prepared to meet
“I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.” – WC Fields
In marriage, as in war,
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
I've had a perfectly wonderful
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx
The surest protection against temptation
The surest protection against temptation is cowardice. – Mark Twain
The universe does not have
The universe does not have laws — it has habits, and habits can be broken.
What is irritating about love
What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice. – Charles Baudelaire
I am two fools, I
I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so. – John Donne
if you have a fojar
if you have a fojar account and have not already contacted me about setting up your account on the new server (and indeed are desirous to have an account on the new server) PLEASE CONTACTME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.. thank! … Keep reading
Our business in life is
Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits. – Robert Louis Stevenson
man..some things are persistent! i
man..some things are persistent! i went to reregister hatelife (which actually expired, oops), and have about 30 domains somehow attached to me through joker now, either mine or someone else’s, and right there at the top of the renewal page: … Keep reading
Skill shows through where genius
Skill shows through where genius wears thin. – Wittgenstein
In order to live free
In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice.
We're dealing with a one-of-a-kind
We’re dealing with a one-of-a-kind piece here…
Marriage is the only adventure
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. – Voltaire
pitbull savagely mauled by baby
pitbull savagely mauled by baby
<herod> if only he knew
<herod> if only he knew <herod> we were discussing jissom vis-a-vis his beard
and so it goes…
i got a new car! it’s a 2003 focus zx3 .. hella sporty, incredible fun to drive. it’s blue. [aside: i also learned that my credit is “excellent” – the rampant stupidity of my past fiscal transgressions and frivolities has … Keep reading
I've always felt sorry for
I’ve always felt sorry for people that don’t drink — remember, when they wake up, that’s as good as they’re gonna feel all day!
Love is an obsessive delusion
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. – Dr. Karl Bowman
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡HAPPY WEDDING TO SCOTT &
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡HAPPY WEDDING TO SCOTT & ANNIE!!!!!!! yeah!!
so tired..so hungry.. and the
so tired..so hungry.. and the activity never stops. today at lunchtime i’m picking up my tux and grabbing some chu’s to go, so i can get back and finish up a project that i’ve been making slow-and-interrupted progress at for … Keep reading
the portland opera is going
the portland opera is going to run the marriage of figaro for three nights in september! who is want to attend? i can invitate! (except..not pay also.)
viva the oakland international airport!!
viva the oakland international airport!! hee hee hee hee