Space Ninja

And those who knew him, or heard his legend far and wide, wondered how he had surpassed so many of us. How had he lived through the ages as he had? Some believed that it was because he embodied the coarser side of all of us. Because he represented these primal desires, some of the ugliest and purest parts of all of us, that Time let him be. As far as I can tell, it has something to do with little brown jug he carries with him. What kind of life serum can be found in the bottle labeled “XXX”?
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