3am… my body has decided to punish me for eating a wide variety of food. my body is accustomed to a small variety (ie, hotlips pizza, ramen, pasta-roni, more ramen, subway, and ramen). I have managed to get a great deal of different food lately, and enjoyed it all. my body appearently thought differently. At 3am My stomach felt like it was going to explode. I stagger into the restroom, unsure whether I’m going to vomit or just die. A half hour later I’ve talked my body into a slightly less horrible alternative, but I still feel like shit. Today I’ve had nothing but apple juice, and anytime I think about eating something, my stomach growls manacingly at me.
The worse part: sitting on the toilet, thinking hard about not vomiting, and eyeing the full trash can, wondering if I can spill its contents on the floor fast enough to puke in that, rather than on the bathmat.
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I'm a 30-year-old 
