Speed Racer: One Paragraph Review

Speed Racer

If you’ve seen the trailer, then you’ve already got a taste of it, but basically this is a live-action cartoon. The visual effects and the super-saturated colors aren’t just in the racing scenes – the whole movie looks like a photoshop layout. To be honest, it kind of bothered me at first. Thankfully, the story and acting is good enough that I quickly stopped caring. The movie is peppered with references to the cartoon, and it’s genuinely funny. The cast is excellent, and while they’re a bit one-dimensional, they’re pretty direct copies of their cartoon characters, so it’s to be expected. John Goodman especially stole the show for me – his character is great, always harrumphing and grunting around. As far as I’m concerned, this movie is excellent, and it almost redeems the Wachowski Brothers for theMatrix sequels.

Grand Theft Auto IV: One Paragraph Review

GTA4 is Pretty

In a nutshell,GTA4 keeps everything good about the previous games, while dramatically improving most of the annoyances. The driving is slightly more challenging — if only because it’s actually difficult to drive at a reasonable speed that won’t result in you flying through the windshield in a head-on collision — but when you pull it off, it succeeds in capturing the feel of speed in a way I haven’t seen since outside theBurnout series. The shooting and fighting engines have been completely redone, and actually work this time. The annoying micromanagement aspects ofSan Andreas, where you had to grind at the gym to keep in shape are gone, and the constant courting required to keep your girlfriends happy have been simplified, so that now your friends will call you every now and then to suggest going out to a variety of in-game entertainment, including magic shows, bowling, darts, and of course, strip clubs. More important than any of those, though, is the story. There’s a real narrative attached to the characters in this game. You have the sense that they existed before you came along, and they’ll still exist after you leave — well, the ones that are still alive, anyway. The story just feels better, and the world feels more alive. It’s compelling to the degree that I find myself thinking about it at odd moments during the day, in the same way that the story in a good book will capture me. Long story short: if you enjoyed the previous games at all, you’ll love it.

Iron Man: One Paragraph Review

Iron Man

Jon Favreau directingIron Man and starring Robert Downey Jr. was all I needed to hear to get excited about this movie. When the trailer came out, it just raised my hopes even higher. His portrayal of Tony Stark as a self-centered alcoholic billionaire looked pitch-perfect — And I’m happy to say that the movie doesn’t disappoint. First of all, the balance between humor and drama is well-done. (In particular, the scenes where he tests the armor in his garage with his robot assistants are priceless.) Secondly, they nailed the story arc for Tony – he starts out as completely irredeemable, and by the time he puts on the armor, you understand the transition he’s been through. It’s believable. Finally, Jeff “The Dude” Bridges as Obediah Stane was an unexpected but brilliant bit of casting. All in all, it was great. I can’t recommend it strongly enough. Oh, and be sure you stay through the credits!