Scientist 1: So, I want to share an idea I’ve been kicking around the old lab. I’m not going to give you a big pitch, though, just one word: Manaconda.
Scientist 2: Wh… why would you do that?
Scientist 1: I think what you meant to say was, “Why did I do that?”
Scientist 3: Oh no! It escaped!
Scientist 1: Who could have forseen this! What folly!
[Manaconda bursts in from off-screen, grabbing Scientist 2 with his thick, scaly arms - His cobra-like-hood flared dramatically, his rattle-stinger preparing to strike.]
That’s the first ten minutes of Sean’s and my completely original idea. Of course, it’s all just laying the groundwork for the movie we really want to film: Manaconda II: Snake in the City. He’s a hard-boiled homicide detective on the streets of New York, investigating a string of snake-related crimes.






Finally, someone makes the long-needed sequel to Dirk Benedict’s 70’s classic: Hissssss!
Posted on February 28, 2007 at 9:42 pm.
I would totally watch that.
Sig
Posted on March 1, 2007 at 6:14 pm.